Pet peeves In the Hobby...

Come on Ginger talk dirty to me��

When a lady agrees to wear a particular type of attire. (short dress and heel) as an example. Then isn't wearing the requested attire. After she agreed she would.


Ladies that think they can talk dirty. Then only come across with an "R" rated version.

Just my peeves

no enthusiasm

Pet peeve of this board.

Guys who think that they have to comment on EVERY review ever posted.

Guys who get their girlie panties in a wad because a review wasn't up to Dear Penthouse standards.

Guys who give physical descriptions of ladies that are about 8 years and 80lbs off.

Girls who reply to my messages, "yes that is me"
Who haven't looked in the mirror in 8 years or 80 lbs.

Losing Sadie and Tori

Never having met Sexy Brittany

Being right on the very edge of blowing my 2nd or 3rd load and having the girl quit ,"I guess he's all done."

Up selling Or at least trying to.

Also, not wearing the agreed upon outfit.

I would say I'm about 1 for 4 in having the near perfect dates.

You know what makes almost every session so very pleasant?

Being fresh out of the shower! Fresh, clean hair that has just been dried. Nice fragrances, clean, escort appropriate attire. Full make up. Fresh sheets and towels. Soft music of any kind. Girls who change the light bulbs out like Megan Love! Immediately holding and kissing you as you enter the room. Girls who "fuck back"! And don't just lay there. Girls who initiate position changes. Girls who say, "I want you to watch me swallow it all!" While they caress you.

Despite the pet peeves this is a pretty fun sport!

Guys that want the Porn Star Experience but refuses to pay Porn Star rates

1 adult film pays anywhere from $600-$1200 and includes make up, hair, outfits, shoes, location, travel, hotel, sometimes food, and testing. Not saying you're required to cover all that but don't expect a "porn star" or anything close to it to show up at your door and you're only willing to pay BackPage rates

I ain't dressing up for anyone...I'm usually on my way to you from a public location (the store). I'm not going to show up looking like a hooker from the 90s because that's the only way you can get your jollies off. I'll show up in clean jeans and a cute top with natural makeup and hair. Real girl next door, no one suspects I'm there to fuck you type look.

Never having met Mary Beth cause I love her attitude... And by meet I mean doing very nasty and fun things with her.

Also dudes who flirt with the ladies on a semi serious thread... Tsk tsk

Never having met Mary Beth cause I love her attitude... And by meet I mean doing very nasty and fun things with her.

Also dudes who flirt with the ladies on a semi serious thread... Tsk tsk Originally Posted by bluewrinkles

Well I'm still around

Being fresh out of the shower! Fresh, clean hair that has just been dried. Nice fragrances, clean, escort appropriate attire. Full make up. Fresh sheets and towels. Soft music of any kind.

Despite the pet peeves this is a pretty fun sport! Originally Posted by Initforfun

I cannot tell you how many times I put this in a text two hours before I am to see a provider, almost verbatim. Except attire is usually something i request . Like girly pajamas or summer dress or short shorts and tank

Yep, for $200 to $300 per hour I don't think asking for fresh out of the shower, some make up and a wardrobe request is out of line. As soon as they start saying they don't have time, can't or "I don't have any thong panties"
I usually just stop communicating.

I recently saw a traveling gal and put in my request. I asked her if I should remind her the night before. She said, "No, I'll put it in my calander." When the door was opened it was exactly what I had asked for and it was never spoken about after the initial contact. THAT's top notch service!

Guys that want the Porn Star Experience but refuses to pay Porn Star rates

1 adult film pays anywhere from $600-$1200 and includes make up, hair, outfits, shoes, location, travel, hotel, sometimes food, and testing. Not saying you're required to cover all that but don't expect a "porn star" or anything close to it to show up at your door and you're only willing to pay BackPage rates

I ain't dressing up for anyone...I'm usually on my way to you from a public location (the store). I'm not going to show up looking like a hooker from the 90s because that's the only way you can get your jollies off. I'll show up in clean jeans and a cute top with natural makeup and hair. Real girl next door, no one suspects I'm there to fuck you type look. Originally Posted by MaryBeth

Amen Hunny!!! Its seems like the guys who ask for all the extras like will you bring 10 toys for me to chose one? And will you do wear a lace body suit with the crotch out? And will you...?? Those are the ones who want to bargain your rates or They will be like well dear I`ll see you for an hour if you let me go twice!!! Like they arent asking for enough already with trying to haggle you. lol Im like well will YOU pay me my full rate and will YOU pay me more than $300 and I will gladly oblige.

I don't consider asking a girl to wear make up and be freshly showered to be out of line

I don't consider asking for a pair of heels, or thigh highs some exorbitant wacko fantasy that requires an extra hundred.

Toys? Why do you have them if you don't want to use them?



Upselling EVERYTHING
Griping about your chosen profession
Bitching about the guys who are your paying customers
Acting like every single motion is some monumental inconvenience to you


If you fucking hate it so bad ------ Quit -------
or better yet, go UTR and just see the dozens and dozens of repeat customers who blow up your phone every day

Lol^^^^^ Your funny...Very funny.

Did you read my post?? I said the guys who like to be cheap and ask for extras...You must be one of those guys...

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Your vanity makes you think every post is about YOU.

You post something???