The lingerie house cleaner

FirePhoenix's Avatar
BANDLE BOY and yes you are a Boy, is officially going into the ignorance box.
moonshiner's Avatar
Says you! Did you write an alert when it happened?
Or are you talking out of your ass now because of the criticism?
I believe the latter.
Too bad you can't read the ROS on your recent NO.
http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1611202
Speaking of ignorance, keep playing ostrich with your head in the sand.
FirePhoenix's Avatar
Again this shows that bandle boy can't read. This happened before I was a verified provider. Hell i didn't even know the word provider. The guy that wrote the no review can write whatever pleases him. I have gotten tons of texts and pm sayings though no one pays attention to a butthurt ass like that. Basically he made himself look bad. Goodbye boy till you come with your next bandle. 1 last thing though if you are who I think you are they we have met a couple of times before and you didn't have an issue then. Oh that's right you can't read or remember half of what you have done in your life.
moonshiner's Avatar
You don't have to be verified to have a review written about your shitty service, it happens every day on BP girls and Others.
The one who can't read is you, or you would know you are In a losing situation because each of your post brings more bullshit to the surface.

Oh yeah, by the way when was your NO review?
That's rhetorical because everyone can read it was 5 days ago.
FirePhoenix's Avatar
The review was by Bourne Whorist. I like how you didn't address the fact that you're a bandle and if you have met me before. I haven't lost anything and it's fine for him to write a No review it's about all the nastiest he put into that makes him look so bad. I also have shown the text messages (just the messages) to others and everyone askes if he is on meds. I know I've said once before but yup time to stop talking a yellow brick wall.
moonshiner's Avatar
Who cares who you've shown text to?
Wait a second, probably a lot of us are asking who you are showing what to, this is supposed to be discretionary.
Of course your friends are going to act like YES men.
What he wrote in that review was an unexceptable situation!!!!!
And it definitely would lead to the assumption that your cleaning would be subpar.
Would you look thru cleaning clients stuff and share it with your friends?
Look Toyz at the groupies you have! hahahahahahaha
Maybe I'm late but nobody has offered specifics. I'd say there is probably a niche market, expect roughly $25-$35/hour (or call it $15/20+$40/60 naked upgrade fee) for cleaning and the occasional session resulting from the visit as upside.

The market rate for a vanilla housekeeper is about $15-$20/hour. So anywhere from $40 for an apartment to $100 for a 3000 sf house more or less.

To have a reasonably attractive+ housekeeper do the job in lingerie/topless/bottomless whatever I guess might be worth another $40. Maybe $60. You'll be cleaning for hours and I'm not just going to walk around staring at you while you work that whole time even if you're hot. I can go hang out in a strip club for a $20 or less cover and ogle variety and quality for as long as I want. That gives you a sense of the market value of "hot naked girl in view".

Where this might make sense for you is of course you can offer a session at the end at your normal rate or package it in. All that naked traipsing could be seen as a turn on (beware Seinfeld's "bad naked") that will make it more likely you close the deal if you make it an add on.

However, you also have to consider that some percentage, maybe a large percentage, of guys who would hire you to be a sexy maid won't actually be mongers. I suppose you could also offer lap dances at $20/song. Personally, I'd also wonder if my house would actually get a professional clean under this kind of arrangement.
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moonshiner's Avatar
You know by clicking on it you would answer your own question?
budman33's Avatar
How far from topic have we gone here. OMG. The OP was worthy though probably shown to not be a great business model. The bashing is just co-ed seeping in from other threads. I do love all the new handles that are old handles trying to give advice. priceless.
Nothing in coed ever stays on topic, it's getting ridiculous.
nuglet's Avatar
You know by clicking on it you would answer your own question? Originally Posted by moonshiner
So says the "guy" that has been here a month and has one review.. OR JUST PERHAPS has been around long enough to be put on vacation and decided to take a short cut, via a new handle, to get back in the conversation.. The LATTER is much more likely.. some things just make ya go "hmmmmm?"
moonshiner's Avatar
Are you retarded nuglet?
How many years did it take you to learn to click a link?
budman33's Avatar
Are you retarded nuglet?
How many years did it take you to learn to click a link? Originally Posted by moonshiner
Stop insulting members. Go back to your original handle. if you can't because you're banned.. then take that as a fucking hint that you don't belong here.

period.
nuglet's Avatar
Are you retarded nuglet?
How many years did it take you to learn to click a link? Originally Posted by moonshiner
golly gee, I wish you deserved an answer..