Slap Your Mamma, Cheaters Never Prosper

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WHEW! Ok let me calm down. Well Poot (baby) is ready for a nap. Me too TTYL
Yes I concur.

Recovering from Luxury Daphne is what...lol I believe I did man up friday night. Daphne can you confirm that for me babe Originally Posted by Eccie Addict
SofaKingFun's Avatar
Recovering from Luxury Daphne is what...lol I believe I did man up friday night. Daphne can you confirm that for me babe Originally Posted by Eccie Addict

Here it is Sunday and you're "still recovering"!!!??? Pffffft!



Did you not read the sign?



You'll be alright...




...just keep those training wheels on and we'll let you know when it's time for you to get on the big-kids rides.


SKF= TapOut Tour '10 World Champion

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This thread is making my computer run slow.

Here it is Sunday and you're "still recovering"!!!??? Pffffft!



Did you not read the sign?



You'll be alright...




...just keep those training wheels on and we'll let you know when it's time for you to get on the big-kids rides.


SKF= TapOut Tour '10 World Champion

. Originally Posted by SofaKingFun
Don't listen to SKF.. he pushed my hand down on the table so it looked like I tapped out, but that was all the energy he had left.. don't believe the hype.Damn man's pride...




This thread is making my computer run slow. Originally Posted by Brooke Wild


I ran a total ray of emotions on that one... your computer can't be older than mine.. this is the computer Gutenberg used before he said fuck it and made the printing press....
Eccie Addict's Avatar
My skin is thicker than it may look lol. If he is all he says he is then more power to him. Wanna give a young man some tips SKF? That way the ladies can start talking about me in the powder room like they do you . I need a mentor lol
lol.. ain't nobody discussing that rascal

My Ode to You Guys

yes there is a post whore named Daphne..
and I must admit she's sexy
Just a product of her decadent environment
on a board known as ECCIE

Now this place has other sexy bitches
tried, tested, and true dames
some of them wear chaps,some thongs,
some others see no need for britches

there's some crazy dudes too
one named boardman,
sometimes I swear he's cruising for a bruisin
there is an abbreviation for his handle
one we associate with bowel movement

ThatManFromTexas
where the hell is he from?
Texas is a huge state, 268601 sq miles in all,
hiding under his big ass gallon hat
resident ECCIE poet with 10 gallon balls

Dearhunter, ergo, deerhunter
I wonder about him,
the white kitty in his avatar looks so vicious
since they never share screen names but get screened another way
how do I know if I've deemed his dick deliciouS?

Now soulmanike,
super moderator like his avatar is he
Mace Windu played no games with his lightsaber,
enough dick for one chick? Oh no, enough for three

Brooke Wild, my favorite girl detective
If you think some bullshit is gonna fly by her
whether it be bait&switch or a lame ass scam
think again, your brain must be defective

Now Reese Mcclain,
so classy like her pseudonym be,
this be the lass that wears chaps,
quick to the draw, sweet as honey,
bet that world class ass rides like a grand prix

babydollsnow,
sexy pistol packing prego
she must be from Texas too
for her baby shower get her a six shooter
and a holster to post em to

now to everyone else,
who in this opus I did omit
please stay tuned for the next installment
unless I fuck around and forget Originally Posted by luxury daphne


very nice prose. You have a real talent for poetry as well as a few other things too!..............
Lisa.. love your new pic
Eccie Addict's Avatar
Well shit the way he talked I thought I score some tips
very nice prose. You have a real talent for poetry as well as a few other things too!.............. Originally Posted by SOULMANIKE
Why thank you.. I told you my first major in college was English.. until I saw someone with an English degree working as a security guard; he said all I could do with that was be a teacher or a journalist, and I chose neither
you ready for your Bday tomorrow Ike??.. and I know it's tomorrow, it was after midnight when I sent you that PM
Another week and another year........blessed to see another one........
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boardman at the dentist Originally Posted by Reese McClain
Root canals piss me off!