Slap Your Mamma, Cheaters Never Prosper

boardman's Avatar
Damn Jack Daniel. Whoever the hell he is. Originally Posted by luxury daphne
Oh, I can tell you all about that bastard.

He'll beat you upside the head, shit in your mouth and take all your money!
onehitwonder's Avatar
Yeah, he's buddies with Jose Cuervo. They both will hand you your ass in one hand and your hat in the other! The absolute worst thing about drinking is waking up the next day and your mouth tastes like a herd of turtles went through it!!!! YUCK!
boardman's Avatar
BM: honey! That avatar is scareyNo really....it's spooky. Originally Posted by onehitwonder
I LOL every time I look at it. I'm gonna have to change it back soon. I'm sore from laughing.
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Here is an option for your new avatar.
onehitwonder's Avatar
I LOL every time I look at it. I'm gonna have to change it back soon. I'm sore from laughing. Originally Posted by boardman
No for real. That thing is freaky.........

BM, where's my Baby Daddy DH at lately?
Child support is late...........
The G.O.A.T's Avatar
The absolute worst thing about drinking is waking up the next day and your mouth tastes like a herd of turtles went through it!!!! YUCK! Originally Posted by onehitwonder
onehitwonder's Avatar
See! There they are! Told ya.........
dread pirate deadpool's Avatar
Android phones rule. Real talk Originally Posted by luxury daphne
I love my droid phone. I got sapphire ROM on it and its super fast and stable. Rooting is so much more advanced than what you can do on the iphone with jailbreaking. I use my FREE wifi tether app whenever I'm not home and save on having to pay for a data plan on the laptop. I can even wifi tether iphones so they can use their magical unicorn facetime app outdoors.
boardman's Avatar
No for real. That thing is freaky.........

BM, where's my Baby Daddy DH at lately?
Child support is late........... Originally Posted by onehitwonder
One thing you can count on dh for is his unpredictability.
He's probably doing a new GS03 experiment or something.
onehitwonder's Avatar
Ah yes, the ole' GSO3 case studies.. Well alright.
Carry on..........

OK Poot's ready for her nap. Me too. see soon, hitta
boardman's Avatar
Boardman your avatar is so fuckin ugly. For the love of bjs please consider something bad ass
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Fo shizzle....lol..as if my education wasn't already being wasted. . This is the cathartic place to purge brain farts...iphones suck. Do you ever get a signal? Originally Posted by luxury daphne
I have 4 iPhones they all seem to work just fine. But then again... I don't get that excited over things you can buy... now them things the ladies will rent by the hour... now that's something to take seriously...
You must be doing some hardcore calling to need 4 iphones.
SofaKingFun's Avatar
A lot of us Drunck Dial, TMFT, Alzheimer Dials. ergo, the 4 phones.


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