I would like to now say Hats Off Salute to all you girls, whatever your size, who have to
deal with clueless dudes from time to time, and still maintain your grace and style, and
gracefully retain your ever so delightful Schwa De Vive.
All you Wally Skag Fucktards at this point in the parades procession had better take your God Damn hats off.
Girls of every size, you are better women than I could ever be.