An' when RandB gets carpal tunnel syndrome, he's a-gonna sue yew in fedr'l court fer thet, too, Missy Jade Rose, ya brazen jezebel!Hehe. Surely you jest, sir! He already has it, it appears.......Originally Posted by David.Douchehurst
SL and RnB: Hey everybody!!! I don't find this particular body type attractive!(for the thousandth time this year)You have the perfect sized sig line! Thank you!
The ENTIRE Good and Reasonable Population of Eccie: Fair enough, to each his own. How bout you just don't fuck em? Problem solved!!!!
SL: Nah, I'm going to completely demoralize one of them.
RnB: Good idea SL, I'm going to completely DEHUMANIZE her too. Not only that, but I'm going to stalk and publicly threaten a woman here in front of every one to show what a big tough guy I am.
SL and RnB: You're Awesome!!! No dude, YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!! (high five each other)
The ENTIRE Good and Reasonable Populaton of Eccie:
Hey you two "cool dudes"! I don't know if you know this, but it's like TOTALLY ok for you NOT to take out your weird insecurities/mid-life crisis/secret self loathing/scary oppressive tormentor tendencies out on women here on the board.
I mean like really. Chill. You're being scary as fuck.
Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
I'm just PISSED SL because I was your original lil sweet Hogzilla Remember? I'm pissed and jealous that I have to come here and remind you because clearly you're cheating on me with Jade.You know I don't mind sharing, love!
Damn you. Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
let's create the first demoralizing, dehumanizing hooker jeopardy. "I'll take self depreciation for 1000, Alex!"
You know I don't mind sharing, love!
"A classic mark of desperation exhibited on the Austin hooker boards, often written lengthy, at least size 5 font and/or of eye catching color, and full of NSFW website links."
"What are JADES ROSE'S OLD signature lines, Alex??" Originally Posted by JadeRose
