How to write fake reviews so the MODS cant ban you.

And these attempts to derail this thread won't make things any better...keep on topic or find another thread of interest.



If the issue is resolved it can die a natural death like all thread should and usually do however there is still some value to the thread here..








So first he's discredited and sworn by the provider that his review is fake but then retraction happens? By demand here the provider wanted immediate action upon the reviewer only to go back and retract! Pretty much here is the reason why the guideline exist, its perfect demonstration. Now it become a question of credibility. Originally Posted by Mojojo

No sir y'all are all putting words in my mouth. I said I had no idea of the review was fake because I COULDNT contact him. And the MODS wouldn't help.

I'm not sure how that's a hard concept for you mods. This would have not had to come to this thread that I posted had y'all not done your job and contacted the Reviewer. But y'all said you would not do it.

No apology to the mods. Y'all STILL haven't changed the review info after the reviewer has asked y'all to.
Let me guess, there's a procedure about that too?

The whole point of this thread was to point out how mods don't help and how I have to go on some rant to get anything accomplished.


And yes there was another review that I reported as fake mojojo. And guess what, he ADMITTED it was fake after I had to posted a thread about it because the mods didn't do anything about that one either.

All of this could have been handled behind the scenes had the mods agreed to help and do what they are supposed to.

I was not aware of that, although I haven't followed along so carefully that it might have been mentioned and I just missed it. That certainly puts a different spin on things. Originally Posted by TinMan

The first review I said was fake was INDEED FAKE... And the guy admitted it... It's in a thread in Houston.

The first review I said was fake was INDEED FAKE... And the guy admitted it... It's in a thread in Houston. Originally Posted by Ember Simmers

I see that now. Mod even posted that at the top of the discredited review. Mojojo probably should have mentioned it when bringing up your history. As far as I can tell, that is the only other claim of this nature from you...at least that I've been able to find.

Nuthin' says "I'm sorry" like a BBBJ.

Just sayin'. Originally Posted by Bad_Mojo

Bbbjnqns also help assist with apologies...meaning they won't sound like they're choking on it...or just wanna spit it out Just sayin'

Hey gentlemen! So I've learned a few things this week since I've had a lot of fake reviews written on me lately.
Although they have been GOOD fake reviews, it seems like the mods don't care that they are fake. So I was going to give some tips on how to write them!!

1) Write it on a girl that's obviously in your town at that moment.
2) Have a few reviews written already so it makes it look like the provider is lying about your fake review.
3)) Make sure your mailbox is full so NO ONE CAN MESSAGE YOU to figure out if you did indeed see the lady.

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1528274

Seems this review is fake of me. I have no record of him and he didn't do very good research and see that I'm a Non-gfe provider and he said I did BBBJ.

The mods told me since I couldn't prove that it was fake, then they will keep it.
But I'm not sure how to prove you DIDNT meet someone? A little confused on that since none of us can message the guy with a full mailbox and I have zero contact information on him since I didn't see him. So how do you prove you DIDNT meet someone? Help me out on that. Originally Posted by Ember Simmers

According to your own admission you've now had 1 fake review. But in your first post you state you've had many fake reviews. Exaggerate much?

Sometimes a little patience and following of the guidelines and procedures set forth can accomplish more with less drama and backlash.

All you accomplished was shaming a paying client, insulting mods and members and losing any credibility for future claims.

According to your own admission you've now had 1 fake review. But in your first post you state you've had many fake reviews. Exaggerate much?

Sometimes a little patience and following of the guidelines and procedures set forth can accomplish more with less drama and backlash.

All you accomplished was shaming a paying client, insulting mods and members and losing any credibility for future claims. Originally Posted by blowmypop23

sadly BMP is correct here....you smeared a paying client....that gave you a good review, made him a pariah, over a blow job........you're not worth the text to insult you
good luck with your future client's and they're covered over priced blow jobs........I know I'd pass on you.....hopefully others will as well

I said I had no idea of the review was fake because I COULDNT contact him.

I don't remember at ANY point other than this post that you had any doubt at all that the review was fake. You wanted it taken down immediately. And when you didn't get your way you threw your tantrum(s). I'm not reading back thru all of this to verify that but I don't seem to remember it the same way you do.

The whole point of this thread was to point out how mods don't help and how I have to go on some rant to get anything accomplished.

All of this could have been handled behind the scenes had the mods agreed to help and do what they are supposed to.

They did do what they were supposed to do. They followed the guidelines which I'm sure they are more familiar with that you are. If you had your way the review would have been removed 2 seconds after you contacted the mods to tell them this was a fake review.
Originally Posted by Ember Simmers

And in the end the review was not fake, it had inaccuracies but it was not fake and you in fact did see the reviewer. Yet you're so fucking stubborn you still don't see why the review was left up in the first place.

Please allow me to apologize to Ember & the board for my mistake & causing this problem. I've been away from the site a few days &chad no idea of my mistake & the problems caused for Ember until a member PM'ed me nastily bashing me for fake review?? I had no idea, then re-read my review & many comments. I owned my mistake & issued apologies. I contacted Ember & we had nice conversation, I profusely apologized, & she was very understanding & sweet. Issue resolved between us. Ember is a wonderful young, beautiful lady. I had a great time with Ember & would love to see her again. The review was real, just flawed with my stupid error. Unintentional, though inexcusable error. I did ask mods to edit or tell me how to edit BBBJ to CBJ. Again I apologize to Ember & the members for my careless mistake. I suppose I deserve the bashing of me, but Ember does not! She has valid point & it was totally my fault. I will do better proofreading before I post my reviews. For the record, all my reviews are real & as accurate as possible. I believe the ladies will vouch for me. Thank you Melannie Starr for speaking up! You are a sweetheart & we should play again soon. Again I am sorry for the mistake & delayed response.

. I've been away from the site a few days &chad no idea of my mistake & the problems caused for Ember until a member PM'ed me nastily bashing me for fake review?? Originally Posted by cheyenne5254

Fwiw, Ember claims she tried to PM you and your mailbox was full.

Not sure, mailbox has two messages. Don't know why it shows full unless I need to empty deleted messages?? I don't get many messages as a rule

Stop groveling, it's unseemly.

Please allow me to apologize to Ember & the board for my mistake & causing this problem. I've been away from the site a few days &chad no idea of my mistake & the problems caused for Ember until a member PM'ed me nastily bashing me for fake review?? I had no idea, then re-read my review & many comments. I owned my mistake & issued apologies. I contacted Ember & we had nice conversation, I profusely apologized, & she was very understanding & sweet. Issue resolved between us. Ember is a wonderful young, beautiful lady. I had a great time with Ember & would love to see her again. The review was real, just flawed with my stupid error. Unintentional, though inexcusable error. I did ask mods to edit or tell me how to edit BBBJ to CBJ. Again I apologize to Ember & the members for my careless mistake. I suppose I deserve the bashing of me, but Ember does not! She has valid point & it was totally my fault. I will do better proofreading before I post my reviews. For the record, all my reviews are real & as accurate as possible. I believe the ladies will vouch for me. Thank you Melannie Starr for speaking up! You are a sweetheart & we should play again soon. Again I am sorry for the mistake & delayed response. Originally Posted by cheyenne5254

Sir, this just does not cut it, after all you've put us through...

okay, one more apology and we'll let it go

Please allow me to apologize to Ember & the board for my mistake & causing this problem. I've been away from the site a few days &chad no idea of my mistake & the problems caused for Ember until a member PM'ed me nastily bashing me for fake review?? I had no idea, then re-read my review & many comments. I owned my mistake & issued apologies. I contacted Ember & we had nice conversation, I profusely apologized, & she was very understanding & sweet. Issue resolved between us. Ember is a wonderful young, beautiful lady. I had a great time with Ember & would love to see her again. The review was real, just flawed with my stupid error. Unintentional, though inexcusable error. I did ask mods to edit or tell me how to edit BBBJ to CBJ. Again I apologize to Ember & the members for my careless mistake. I suppose I deserve the bashing of me, but Ember does not! She has valid point & it was totally my fault. I will do better proofreading before I post my reviews. For the record, all my reviews are real & as accurate as possible. I believe the ladies will vouch for me. Thank you Melannie Starr for speaking up! You are a sweetheart & we should play again soon. Again I am sorry for the mistake & delayed response. Originally Posted by cheyenne5254

Bro, you're good. It's all good, nothing to worry about here

Ember Ember Ember

My dick wants to be inside you now. I'm a little surprised by his choice but you are a nice looking lady. I'd be a liar if I didn't listen. I always say after all that my dicks picks who I fuck.

You seem like a firecracker and apparently that's what he's into at the moment. Just so you know I don't write reviews unless I need pa or its for a lady who needs them which you don't. So no worries about another mix up. Also I screen through p411, I got over 50 ok's so no worries there. I will remind you when I leave that you saw me bmp so there's no later confusion. Of course when you see me I'm pretty sure you'll remember me from our past lives.

Please allow me to apologize to Ember & the board for my mistake & causing this problem. I've been away from the site a few days &chad no idea of my mistake & the problems caused for Ember until a member PM'ed me nastily bashing me for fake review?? I had no idea, then re-read my review & many comments. I owned my mistake & issued apologies. I contacted Ember & we had nice conversation, I profusely apologized, & she was very understanding & sweet. Issue resolved between us. Ember is a wonderful young, beautiful lady. I had a great time with Ember & would love to see her again. The review was real, just flawed with my stupid error. Unintentional, though inexcusable error. I did ask mods to edit or tell me how to edit BBBJ to CBJ. Again I apologize to Ember & the members for my careless mistake. I suppose I deserve the bashing of me, but Ember does not! She has valid point & it was totally my fault. I will do better proofreading before I post my reviews. For the record, all my reviews are real & as accurate as possible. I believe the ladies will vouch for me. Thank you Melannie Starr for speaking up! You are a sweetheart & we should play again soon. Again I am sorry for the mistake & delayed response. Originally Posted by cheyenne5254

As a provider can you shed any light as to why she thought it was fake? ....forget about the typo.....she claimed she's never met you, then....oops?? So did u book through p411 under another handle? So you review under one name on ECCIE and book with a different name? How do you expect us to keep all the handles, names, emails, and p411 IDs for one person?? I'm glad it got resolved. No one has answered yet why she said she never even saw Ya......