Favorite Witty Quotes

My mamma always used to say, Don't put all of your eggs in 1 basket...My daddy always used to say a man is only as good as his word...

M.M.
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I had never heard this quote till i got married....................... Shut the door,were you raised in a barn??
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One of my favorites
" the truth is like a lion. you don't have to defend it, let it loose, it will defend itself "
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  • R.M.
  • 02-19-2016, 07:02 AM
Life is not about the people who act true to your face. Its about the people who remain true behind your back...
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I'd buy that for a dollar!
The early bird gets the worm...
M.M.
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Ray. When someone asks if you're a god... You say YES!
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"A dirty book is rarely dusty." ~ Anon.


"Nothing risqué, nothing gained." ~ Alexander Woollcott
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CLOSE THE DOORS THEY COMING IN THE WINDOWS!!!
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  • R.M.
  • 02-20-2016, 07:13 AM
You cant do epic shit with basic people...
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You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer. John and Paul

Thought I knew what that meant.
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IF YA THINK YA CAN DANCE..BETTER PAY THE FIDDLER!!
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  • R.M.
  • 02-22-2016, 07:16 AM
Love isn't an emotion or an instinct- It's an art. Mae West
Love Is a form of mental disease.


~Seeking ~P
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“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible’!”
– Audrey Hepburn