FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED!!

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Too many providers don't realize that this is a one-hour PAID fantasy. Originally Posted by BFCjosh
FTFY...
Too many guys don't realize that this is a one-hour paid fantasy. Originally Posted by BFCjosh
Some of us make it our fantasy as well! We don't all think like this!
oh brother....

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While I know you ladies have to filter out the occasional idiot who just doesn't get it, the complete lack of IoP associated with this thread pretty much insures I wouldn't be seeing anyone posting on it. Not that y'all care, I'm sure--after all, I'm just one guy unless there are other folks out there who feel the same.

I would tend to think it's better to weed out the idiots one by one rather than chase off normal folk with a thread like this one, but that's probably just me thinking with the big head again. I know, I'm trying to quit.
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You mean the occasional idiot that just doesn't get it like this one....
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1018360
Well let's see here, you're complaining about guys with stinky balls and stinky breath yet you started a whole thread about building a human toilet contraption so you can do your "brown shower" sessions. For those who don't know a brown shower is when you take a shit straight into another person's mouth. Hence why you're now THE BROWN SHOWER QUEEN. Get it now?




You're the one who started this thread which is a big long list of COMPLAINTS about -you're tired of guys falling in love with you. You're tired of guys trying to "save" you. You're tired of guys trying to be your boyfriend. You're tired of this you're tired of that. Bla bla bla...




What exactly is "fun and humorous" about you starting a whole thread of you bitching and complaining? That's your idea of "fun and humorous"? Ranting and bitching and complaining? I bet you get invited to all the parties. Originally Posted by coolaid
Sick stuff there!
There are few good points!! World would be a much better place if everyone thinks alike but they don't!! There are few emotional people, sensitive people and people who might fall in love with a women easily or get obsessed!! It doesn't hurt to reply or txt saying I am busy or not available to meet!! It really doesn't hurt to say "I am sorry hun I am not looking for love or anything else" than "FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED"!! Saying "FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED" just reminds me that I am dealing with bitch!! That's one of the reasons I quit seeing 200/hr gfe providers few of them make me feel like crap!!
There are few good points!! World would be a much better place if everyone thinks alike but they don't!! There are few emotional people, sensitive people and people who might fall in love with a women easily or get obsessed!! It doesn't hurt to reply or txt saying I am busy or not e to meet!! It really doesn't hurt to say "I am sorry hun I am not looking for love or anything else" than "FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED"!! Saying "FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED" just reminds me that I am dealing with bitch!! That's one of the reasons I quit seeing 200/hr gfe providers few of them make me feel like crap!! Originally Posted by luvbuttcheeks

You are seeing the wrong ones evidently! Thing is, we have bills to pay YES, get that out of the way. But some of us do enjoy meeting new people and having fun with them! I don't know how LD really feels, but she is not your ordinary provider! There are many on here who are friendly and do take a session to a personal level as to not leave the guy feeling like he just fucked a prostitute, but more like a friend! I don't know if this thread was put here to be fun or dog men out, I can just speak for few and how they present themselves on this board!
It doesn't hurt to reply or txt saying I am busy or not available to meet!! It really doesn't hurt to say "I am sorry hun I am not looking for love or anything else" than "FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED"!! Saying "FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED" just reminds me that I am dealing with bitch!! That's one of the reasons I quit seeing 200/hr gfe providers few of them make me feel like crap!! Originally Posted by luvbuttcheeks
When I read it I read it as jest, and reposted it in the same spirit. Sorry you haven't been getting what you need from some of the providers that you have seen, but have fun and relax, research who you see, and more than anything, HAVE FUN!
OMG I LOVE & COMPLETELY AGREE!!


thank you trinity for this awesome post... it's worth repeating. Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne
eccieuser9500's Avatar
"Hmm, Did you ever happen to think that maybe the Hooker is sucking someone else's cock at the moment? Or maybe, just maybe, I am spending quality time with my children?"

Here's to working moms. Married or single providers.

I thought I might bring this back full circle.
"Hmm, Did you ever happen to think that maybe the Hooker is sucking someone else's cock at the moment? Or maybe, just maybe, I am spending quality time with my children?"

Here's to working moms. Married or single providers.

I thought I might bring this back full circle. Originally Posted by eccieuser9500

And here's to guys to "hire us"
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strongbad's Avatar
8. If you take a shit at my incall (who does that?? lol)
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED

Flashbacks to Monica Fox with that one.
ADD ON....

If I have never seen you and you text me with a " Hey". That pisses me off more then anything. I don't mind texting once in a while with someone that has become a regular or a friend. But if we have never meant...go through the proper channels and send me a PM first with all the screening info that I ask for.