If you happen to be dining in Dallas soon....

You're welcome! I am anxious to read your comments. Either for, against or somewhere in between. Originally Posted by bigtex

This whole incident confirms a suspicion I've held for quite some time. That there is no way Jewish Lawyer is Jewish because jews don't make bets they can't win. Sure, times can be really hard for a Jew...the holocaust ... Adam Sandler's career... Jesus... tolerating Mel Gibson. One thing about the Jews though, they may get handed a raw deal but if those truckers are gamblin' then they're winning.

Haven't any of you guys ever seen Casino?

If Jewish Lawyer were a Jew (or a lawyer even, but that's a whole other can of worms) then he would know the rules of this forum before he ever made that bet and the rules are that the only rules that exist are pretty much the nuclear rules (at least that's what I remember reading at some point, I could be wrong - I'm not Jewish). Point being, how can you get pointed if you only post in this forum, which applies to bigtex (who I imagine is big and Texan since nothing appears to suggest the opposite as in the case of Jewish Lawyer, plus Texans will bet on anything regardless of the foreseeable outcome).

All in all that was a pretty fucking entertaining read though. Congrats, bigtex!

I am thinking that JL will find his way back here one way or the other though before his banishment expires.

That's all I got. Lots of whoring to do on Sundays.

Are you still living in the 1950s? Or wish it was still 1950 when "coloreds" knew "their place"? Originally Posted by SpeedRacerXXX

LOL - I thought someone might find it funny in a retroactive kind of way. Believe me, I understand the proper term is African-American. Remember the NGC character played by Matt Damon in Ocean's Eleven? He used the term negro to cause a fuss.

Enjoy it while you can! Tomorrow will be his last day for an extended period of time.

Five years to be exact!

JL, this ones for you! Originally Posted by bigtex

I know you can't handle what I have to say - fucking coward.

Lol are you done with your hissy fit now. After MGM84 so throughly spanked your ass one would have thought you learned your lesson. Its clear you're uneducated and literally have no clue as to the construct, rationale, and basis of affirmative action. I run into people like you many times before its all a facade because you give the appearance you're educated but your views confirm the opposite. You're actually defeating your own arguement with silly assertions and pure conjecture.

Now that its clear you've reached your intellectual capacity, it's highly likely I wont spend too much more time on you other than to say affirmative action rocks!!!!!


It's given me the opportunity to get the upper hand on the self proclaimed dead beat dad lawyer. Originally Posted by Zanzibar789

Your level of self assurance is rather amusing. Anyway, you people need to prove you can do something without affirmative action. I don't think you can. Further, if you didn't feel like you needed the crutch, you would throw it away. Deep in your heart, though, you know you wouldn't get hired for an important job on your demonstrated merits. You need the government to bail your ass out!!!

I know you can't handle what I have to say - fucking coward. Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer

Did I remember to bid you a fond farewell?

Did I remember to bid you a fond farewell? Originally Posted by bigtex

Look, I understand you don't feel you can debate me very well. I agree with you.

Look, I understand you don't feel you can debate me very well. I agree with you. Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer

There is nothing left to debate. I won the bet!

But if you would like to debate yourself, please be my guest.

I suspect that one of your competing personalities might actually win!

I love to debate myself. I'm a master at it too.

I love to debate myself. I'm a master at it too. Originally Posted by thathottnurse

I cannot just take your word for it that you are, indeed, a master debater. I will need evidence to support that argument. You may present that evidence next time we meet.

This whole incident confirms a suspicion I've held for quite some time. That there is no way Jewish Lawyer is Jewish because jews don't make bets they can't win.

yada yada

One thing about the Jews though, they may get handed a raw deal but if those truckers are gamblin' then they're winning.

yada yada yada

(at least that's what I remember reading at some point, I could be wrong - I'm not Jewish)
Originally Posted by thathottnurse

As stereotypes go, yours is one I can live with... ROTFLMFAO!!
Unfortunately, it doesn't really explain Johnny Chan or Doyle Brunson in poker....

Right you are, OHN. He's not Jewish. I know a lot of Jewish assholes. JLIdiot's rhetoric is totally off the reservation.

No worries. He's not a lot of things, including BJerk, Bert Jones, Uncle Han, DontBeDaft and more.

But let's talk about what he is.

He's just a few hours from being GONE!