You know you're a Provider/Hobbyist when....

When watching the morning news and giving out a little giggle when they say they need toys for boys and toys for girls to donate.

when you see a commercial about learning different languages and you picture said sex postions!

Well, this morning while I was making my protein shake -a complete ritual- the lid of the shaker unexpectedly came off squirting -yes that is the word I thought and used- all the white and thick protein over a poinsettia over the kitchen counter and Dang!!!! one of my eyes -just for the record, not into that- ... When I saw the white spill all over the plant leaves I couldn't stop laughing ... I immediately asked for a warm rag ... TRUE STORY

Only a hobbyist ...

When you are waiting for the car to warm up in a well known complex and clock the miata circling the lot looking for parking and think "Tony!?!?"
(sorry PMF....could not resist)

... You know youre a provider if you sit on a WET toilet seat and you scream: WATER SPORTS!!!! LMAO

You know your a Provider when a long time "friend" calls you because she slid off the road and is stuck on the grass and can't get out. So you drive there and call a tow truck to pull her out and she ends up spending the night in a safe warm place.

... You know youre a provider if you sit on a WET toilet seat and you scream: WATER SPORTS!!!! LMAO Originally Posted by DarthDVader

Mr. Vader, that was one of the dumbest things I've read in a while.

Well, Mr Troll, I didnt write it for you to read ... I wonder what your other handle is or was ...
Sorry for feeding this Troll board ...

Mr. Vader, that was one of the dumbest things I've read in a while. Originally Posted by SweaterPuppies

You know know you're a provider/hobbyist when you can spot a troll a mile away.

Well, Mr Troll, I didnt write it for you to read ... I wonder what your other handle is or was ...
Sorry for feeding this Troll board ...
Originally Posted by DarthDVader

Carry on, children.

... you get excited when you get a Dealsaver e-mail advertising "Great deals on Facials in Arlington!"

When you are waiting for the car to warm up in a well known complex and clock the miata circling the lot looking for parking and think "Tony!?!?"
(sorry PMF....could not resist) Originally Posted by bored@home

That's freakin hilarious but I've never been hobbying in the Mazda just a Ford.

I may have been at that complex on Friday though.... I'm surprised how many ladies there are there. If my wife gets rid of me, I plan to get a place near there.

You drive by the 820 and Beach hotbed - with family in tow on your way to vacation - and think in your head; I wonder if anyone's available for a quick BNG.

When you hear the term "gang-bangers" and no longer think of actual gangs like crips and bloods and drive-by's n shit.

(Side story: I heard term this from a school age child recently and immediately wanted to ask, "Where did you there that word?! Do you know what that means?! Why are you even talking about that at your age?! Tell me where you heard that?!!!!" Thank God I didn't Go with my initial reaction bc the child was actually talking gangsters - whew! awkward moment overted) lok

When you see a red-faced, overweight, middle-aged man walk out of a business that has no signs and either no windows or draped windows, carrying a fresh bottle of water, and wonder which provider works there.