Butthole licking is gross

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Listen up ya old fart, I wouldn't wipe my hiney with you, much less allow you to lick it. eeeewwwww

edit: I gotta admit.....I laughed out loud at your attempts at....."flirting"? Originally Posted by MaxiMilyen
So that's a solid no or you're thinking about it? And I was talking about you licking my hiney. I'm not licking your old crusted ass...Time to step up my flirting a bit more.
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Originally Posted by Chung Tran
Some of you are not staying on topic. I hear that's a big No No around here. So if ya got some forced anal issue ya wanna address, please contribute to the thread.
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So that's a solid no or you're thinking about it? And I was talking about you licking my hiney. I'm not licking your old crusted ass...Time to step up my flirting a bit more. Originally Posted by Lucas McCain
Well....I guess you need to learn to clarify what you say old man. FYI.....I ain't got a crusty nothing, even if you have dingle berries that have been cleaving to you for years and maybe thought that was "the norm" or sumthin'.

If all ya got in your arsenal is the same kinda mundane thing over and over again, I can do that if ya really wanna, but it's boring. Got anything else besides that?
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  • BLM69
  • 08-10-2015, 10:04 AM
You guys have mm fired up again, I imagine her taking her blood pressure medication and tomato red face with anger.

Take a little break from the keyboard mm, don't you have any appointments today? Maybe focus on that for a bit.
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Well....I guess you need to learn to clarify what you say old man. FYI.....I ain't got a crusty nothing, even if you have dingle berries that have been cleaving to you for years and maybe thought that was "the norm" or sumthin'.

If all ya got in your arsenal is the same kinda mundane thing over and over again, I can do that if ya really wanna, but it's boring. Got anything else besides that? Originally Posted by MaxiMilyen
I've got nothing else. You're just boring to me with your lack of comprehension.
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You guys have mm fired up again, I imagine her taking her blood pressure medication and tomato red face with anger.

Take a little break from the keyboard mm, don't you have any appointments today? Maybe focus on that for a bit. Originally Posted by biglatinmale
awww....your so cute fatitalian guy....ooops....I meant BIG, my bad. Why don't you not tell me what to do? Go focus on what you should be doing, rather than hanging on the every word of this "old lady, grandma, hasbeen, or whatever ya wanna call me".
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I've got nothing else. You're just boring to me with your lack of comprehension. Originally Posted by Lucas McCain
Well good...cause if you can only use what I used at you for ammunition, ya really do need to reload. Maybe a teeny bopper can help with that, old man. Enjoy her youth, cause you'll never get it back again, no matter how many kids ya bang. And that....is the truth.
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Some of you are not staying on topic. I hear that's a big No No around here. So if ya got some forced anal issue ya wanna address, please contribute to the thread. Originally Posted by MaxiMilyen
you consider a simple "" to be going off topic? you steered this away from the main topic days ago.. and you can't stop
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you consider a simple "" to be going off topic? you steered this away from the main topic days ago.. and you can't stop Originally Posted by Chung Tran
I did not steer forced a**es in ladies faces away from the topic. I steered a**holes away from forcing their fat a**es in the lady's face via the written word, over and over again. Spin it all ya want, but it is what it is.
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Well good...cause if you can only use what I used at you for ammunition, ya really do need to reload. Maybe a teeny bopper can help with that, old man. Enjoy her youth, cause you'll never get it back again, no matter how many kids ya bang. And that....is the truth. Originally Posted by MaxiMilyen
I don't even know what you are talking about...You obviously have no clue about how old I am, Grandma. But keep guessing. I'll give you a hint though, I'm not any age close to your old ass if that helps.
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I don't even know what you are talking about...You obviously have no clue about how old I am, Grandma. But keep guessing. I'll give you a hint though, I'm not any age close to your old ass if that helps. Originally Posted by Lucas McCain
Thought I bored you, old man, and you were done here? Please, feel free to exit stage left, unless ya wanna keep going at it? Let's have your real age. Never mind....ghosts aren't real or have real anything. Have a sexy day boinking the younguns, hon. As stated, you can only boink 'em, but you'll never be that age again.
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Take a little break from the keyboard mm, don't you have any appointments today? Maybe focus on that for a bit. Originally Posted by biglatinmale
From the frequency, length, and anger in her posts I'm guessing she hasn't had an appointment in quite a while. But I'm sure all these rants are helping her business, guys love crazy chicks. Older hookers are seldom happy, at a point they always seem to start hating men.
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From the frequency, length, and anger in her posts I'm guessing she hasn't had an appointment in quite a while. But I'm sure all these rants are helping her business, guys love crazy chicks. Older hookers are seldom happy, at a point they always seem to start hating men. Originally Posted by TheEccie214
Geez....I sure wish you could see me sitting here laughing and having a good time. Do ya see a bunch of angry emoticons, lotsa exclamation points, or something along those lines?

Perception is everything and nothing, hon. Learn to read the signs before ya accuse someone of something they are not. Or don't. Just know, I'll clear it up for ya should ya falter, cause I'm helpful like that.

I keep being called a man hater, but I love MEN, just not a big fan of some who think they are men, but rather little fellers sitting behind a screen play acting or sumthin'.
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  • BLM69
  • 08-10-2015, 10:30 AM
Thanks mm, I got my laugh for the a.m. I'll check in later to see if you had a meltdown yet lol