WHY IS THIS BOARD SOOOOO DEAD LATELY FOR FUN??

Hey there sweet Hocus Pocus Princess.

Going other places makes me appreciate the South.... I am so glad that we have the BEST people here in NOLA, and Louisiana period!!

I came to the realization yesterday, just how good we got it here... Maybe I had a Jesus moment, or maybe I am just learning to appreciate that the little things matter, that is including the kind Gent's. who choose to see me ... I always appreciated them, but now I will hug them a little bit tighter and let them know just how much thy mean to me.

I woke up and realized that I could be homeless, I could be hungry, I could be without the many luxuries that life has afforded me working in this industry.

SOoooooo having said all that, I am happy for our LITTLE DEAD BOARD!! Thank you to all the Ladies and Gent's who keep Eccie afloat during this dry spell....

Love, <3
Melissa Madyson

lol I hear ya Melissa...I do like living in Springfield Mo/the midwest as it is so pretty and there is lots of outdoor things to explore...BUT New orleans will ALWAYS have my heart & soul! I keep cumming back and maybe one day ,like when the grandkid grows up, I can move back!

WHERE DID ALL THE FUN PEOPLE GO?? THE BOARD USED TO HAVE JUST ENOUGH CHARACTERS TO KEEP ME LAUGHING MOST OF THE DAY....

NOW DEAD!!
WHAT IS UP WITH THAT??

M.M. Originally Posted by Melissa Madyson

Why are Comdoms so baggie?

Why are Comdoms so baggie? Originally Posted by cameltoe101

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For me, it's because I don't have a big dick.

But seriously, why haven't they come up with something better to use by now than that a wall of rubber? Maybe like something that fits on the tip of your dick that seals the hole or something like that. Or maybe a spray that coats your cock and protects against all diseases but you're still getting to feel pussy walls. I don't know, something better than a latex wall that feels "almost as good", but really it doesn't.

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For me, it's because I don't have a big dick.

But seriously, why haven't they come up with something better to use by now than that a wall of rubber? Maybe like something that fits on the tip of your dick that seals the hole or something like that. Or maybe a spray that coats your cock and protects against all diseases but you're still getting to feel pussy walls. I don't know, something better than a latex wall that feels "almost as good", but really it doesn't. Originally Posted by albundy

Dude, you've got to try the female condom. Insert it, add a little lube and it feels like the real thing.

Alright, a quick one:

I was banging this slightly overweight hooker in a no-tel about three years ago. Used to be a well known hooker and "forbidden topic" hang-out in Houma, but it is "cleaned up" now. I had been with this chick quite a few times before. Anyway, I had received a nice sloppy BJ and now it was time for some doggy style. Pretty nice view with that big ass. I start pounding away when all of a sudden, this black guy comes out of the bathroom, naked, jerking his dick!!! He goes to where the chick's face is and she starts blowing him. The guy tells me, " keep going." He wants me to keep banging her. I figure, "Why not?" So, I keep on going. But then, get this, the guy tells me to cum in her pussy. He wanted me to take off the rubber. He wants to go in after! Uhhhhhh...no. That's not happening. I just hurried up and finished in the cover and hauled ass.

I banged her a couple of times after that. One time the dude was in the room, but either asleep or passed out so I just plowed his "old lady" on the side of him. Well, actually the next bed over. Not on the same bed. That would be wrong.

Don't know what ever happened to her. A lot of these chicks seem to come and go though. Originally Posted by albundy

hilarious

Dude, you've got to try the female condom. Insert it, add a little lube and it feels like the real thing. Originally Posted by Marshpirate

I SOOOOOOOO want to try that. Rubbers are fucking terrible. I keep hoping one of these chicks I fuck would offer that.

hilarious Originally Posted by mysticaldreams

Ahhhhh...good times, man. I knew the dude was in the bathroom. He would usually just leave the room so I could fuck his "old lady", but wanted to wait in the bathroom that time. I soon found out why. Wish she would come back to town.

Sw, with a condom is not great sex, never! Means sex with a prostitute is already not on the top ten list. CBJ is just crazy, I never saw a CBJ lady. Numerous times I only get a BBBJ from the lady as I hate condoms that much and would never fuck a prostitute without one.

Bro I strongly suggest using Japanese brand condoms. They are made for average sized guys and they use a thin stronger polymer which gives much better sensation. No sagging and they feel better than american brands. Look for Kimono or Iron Grip. My favorite even keeps on hand for me now. A condom is a condom but they do better than the saggy porn star sized crap that is out there.

Bro I strongly suggest using Japanese brand condoms. They are made for average sized guys and they use a thin stronger polymer which gives much better sensation. No sagging and they feel better than american brands. Look for Kimono or Iron Grip. My favorite even keeps on hand for me now. A condom is a condom but they do better than the saggy porn star sized crap that is out there. Originally Posted by OldGent

Can you only get them in the mail? My wife usually gets the mail so I'd rather buy those in a store locally if possible.

Be careful with those Japanese ones unless you're sure you can actually use them. I used one with one provider (hers) and it was so tight it acted like a cock ring. I now have some, I assume, permanent black marks on the head of my penis. I was also so numb I couldn't cum until I removed it and she finished me with her hand. I'm not a large man by any means but those condoms are smaller than normal.

Normally it wouldn't be a big deal but the first regular I saw after that noticed the discoloration and pointed it out, she asked if I had been using a cock ring. A lot of other providers notice it also and seem a little put off. Its probably been about 4 months and the discoloration isn't fading. I had it checked out at my last doctors visit and was told its from extreme pressure and could be permanent.

There are also very thin US made condoms, and sizes do vary from brand to brand.
I recommend non-latex SKYN for a better feeling. They come in two different sizes:
Original (yellow wrapper) are smaller (average size) than those in the orange wrapper.

Yeah All condom depot or amazon. Radio the brands I mention fit snug but not over tight. I am average size and they fit perfectly. Al being so close to nola I am sure you have betrer options than out in the boonies here.