To all of the self-proclaimed 'hot' guys

If ya wanna see what a stalker here looks like read the post history of Observing and Nuggie.... Originally Posted by Whispers

Awwww, poor Whimpy feels like he's being picked on... poor baby.

Oh,really? Where is your "truth"? I'm interested to hear it. Oh wait, let's see will it consists of insults,low blows,regurgitation of other comments with no facts behind them,ect? Yes you are making yourself a stereotype rather an individual.

Can I play the world's smallest violin now? I sense a high pitched whine coming.

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#10 - Topics regarding children, and certain images depicting children are not material for an adult-themed board. Originally Posted by Observing

Who needs the RTM button when text-a-mod is so much more effective?

I feel to bring up someone's children on this board as despicable act and has NO PLACE here. Originally Posted by FirePhoenix

Whore's bring their children up all the time...... Usually when looking for a pity session to help them earn money that is probably for something else like in your friend Claire's case..... She started this thread whining and crying because she gets offers that won't help her "feed her children".... She used her daughter being at Dell's Children Hospital as an excuse for something in the past as I recall....

...... So if that isn't part of the subject continent then it shouldn't be brought up. Originally Posted by FirePhoenix

Since when does staying on subject matter to you?

I also feel that to do so should be penalized with points and the community as a whole should ostracize the offender. If the offender brings up the subject of a providers children then the offender should go after all not just one. Sad,pathetic,misinformed,infla mmatory,and quite frankly says a lot about the offenders childhood IMO. So my next question is to the community as a whole do we allow a disgusting abuse of "bending the rules" as this? Originally Posted by FirePhoenix

MODs are in place to deal with the guidelines.... not the "community"....

Along the lines of your rant though... What should be done to whores that mention their children on this board?

Did anyone else notice this gent criticized CSB for posting Christmas day while posting himself at 12:50 AM? I'm guessing it was killing him waiting those extra 51 minutes so he could feel somehow morally superior. Lol. Originally Posted by JohnnyYanks

I was done with Christmas... Catching up on emails when I looked in.... all the presents disbursed and friends and family gone to sleep for the night.....

Unlike the desperate whore I criticized that wasn't even with her kids she was crying about needing to make money to feed

Some of us do have lives.....

Awwww, poor Whimpy feels like he's being picked on... poor baby. Originally Posted by nuglet

Nope... Not at all...... Your constant bumping of posts to take shots at me works to keep the controversy alive regarding the Whore that has screwed up most recently.....

It's sad that some of you seem to have far more to say and less things to do other than follow me around all the time but Shit Man.... if you didn't take pathetic shots at me I would never be able to respond to a thread over and over and remind folks of what the whore did wrong here.....

This thread still makes me glad that I'm a humble old bald fat guy.

Whimpy 2.0 slow you have made it very clear that you don't have a life. Now before you go on to point out that I have been on here quite a bit today the reason is that I have been on the phone with various sellers,shipping,postal services. Basically on hold a lot while an item is found. So yes I've been on the board today. Guess what I have a real life too. Your excuse is....?

Damn I've encountered only a few of guys like that in my almost 7 yrs as an escort but not enough to come to a board to rant.
Pretty funny rant but I actually feel bad this poor behavior has happened to you so much that you felt the need to write this.

If I had a dollar for every guy who said, "I'm really hot" I could buy my own goddam island. And I'm not talking about a sand bar in the middle of Lake Travis. I'm talking island island. Somewhere with crystal clear water. And if I'm really lucky, Amazon will deliver to me there.

I am so fucking sick of guys who want a discount, or worse - a freebie - because they're hot. I'm sorry, but if you're *that* hot, your ass would be hitting out of the park on Tinder. But you're not, are you? You're here. Which means that something is wrong with you - at least in the eyes of the general female population (hookers are way less judgmental). Either you've got a small dick (I can handle that), or you're socially awkward (I can handle that, too), or you've got six toes on your left foot (hell, I'd give you a discount just to see that shit). But if you're hot and you're here, you ain't fooling nobody, bro. This here is the hobby world where you PAY for play. This ain't no goddam shopping catalog - Hoes R Us - where you get to pick and choose as you please and we should be oh-so-grateful that you, the hot guy, chose us. Fuck that. Your hotness doesn't buy my children Christmas presents. Your attractiveness doesn't pay my rent. *If* I wanted to fuck a hot guy, my ass would be on Tinder. Or I'd just fuck my kickboxing instructor. I'm not here to find a friend with benefits. I'm here to pay my bills and make people happy. You know what my job is? To relieve some of your stress. To make you a happier, less pent-up person. Because a happier person attracts happier people. Do you give a discount to the hot chick at your job? Does she get free internet? A free car? If all of the hot people got discounts and free shit, the world would cease to spin on its axis. So stop being an entitled little bitch and man the fuck up and pay up, just like everybody else, because your ass ain't special.

Some of you are asking, why the rant, Claire? Here's the story. I had someone ask about the CAH party. Then he asked about staying after. I said, 1) I'm usually pretty exhausted after playing hostess (the cooking, the cleaning, the hosting) that I don't play afterward (the ONE time I tried, someone else cock-blocked the whole goddam thing, and I watched the client walk around with the envelope in his back pocket the entire goddam time), and 2) it's my birthday the next day. This motherfucker asks if I need birthday sex. I said, "what makes you think I don't already have that planned? He asked again the day of the party and I said, "sure, as long as you have cash." His response was, "Oh, I thought this could be a friends with benefits thing." I'm sorry, I haven't even fucking met you, never fucked you, how the fuck are you presuming that 1) I'll want to fuck you, and 2) I'll want to fuck you for free??? I said, "Do you know what's better than birthday sex? Birthday sex that I'm getting paid for."

Thus the rant.

You know what I've discovered? The so-called hot guys don't know how to fuck. At ALL. Because no one has ever told them how to fuck properly. You know who my favorite clients are? The average guys. The below-average guys. Because they have to work at it. They have to try. They WANT to please you. You know what I've found out? Hot guys don't eat pussy. And even if they do, they sure as fuck don't do it very well. But average guys, below-average guys? Oh ho ho, they LOVE to eat pussy. They're willing to learn. They WANT to please a woman. And goddam, they're quick learners.

You know what's even better than the average guy or the below-average guy? The hot guy who doesn't haggle. Love love LOVE that guy. I have a few of those. This dude could get any woman he wants and he's here with me AND he's paying me. It don't get any better than that, people.

But my absolute favorite? The hot guy who doesn't know he's hot. The humble hot guy. The guy who is under appreciated. The guy who hasn't been reminded of his hotness. Do you know how many hot guys are out there who don't know how hot they are?!? Fuuuuuuck. I'd need some calculus to do that kind of math, because there are a fuck ton of those dudes out there.

So please, if you think you're hot, or you've been told you're attractive, do me a favor:

Don't ask me for a discount.

Don't ask me for a freebie.

Don't make it awkward. Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

I was done with Christmas... Catching up on emails when I looked in.... all the presents disbursed and friends and family gone to sleep for the night.....


Originally Posted by Whispers

"friends and family".. that's a hoot.. Let's get ALL your "friends and family" together and give you a parade... BOTH OF EM'.. lol

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#10 - Topics regarding children, and certain images depicting children are not material for an adult-themed board. Originally Posted by Observing

"certain images"
A stock image of a crybaby?




FTFY!

There is one reason only to bring up children and that is the issue of trafficking. Originally Posted by FirePhoenix

Nope, that is not an acceptable discussion topic here either.

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Nope... Not at all...... Your constant bumping of posts to take shots at me works to keep the controversy alive regarding the Whore that has screwed up most recently.....

It's sad that some of you seem to have far more to say and less things to do other than follow me around all the time but Shit Man.... if you didn't take pathetic shots at me I would never be able to respond to a thread over and over and remind folks of what the whore did wrong here.....



Originally Posted by Whispers

Looks like to any sane person that if there is an issue between two grown ass adults, it's their's alone to remedy.
Why do you gotta be injecting yourself and constantly spewing gossipy malarkey?

The subject of the u*d*r*g* shouldn't be bought by anyone unless it is about the human trafficking that goes on in the U.S. and other countries. That also goes for all ages and races. Even if one part of the trafficking can't be bought up the rest of should be talked about in another thread.