Here It Is! DOTY 2015 Poll! May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor!

It's very, very funny what you reveal about yourself in public, Eatkum the Inbred Chimp!!! Originally Posted by I B Hankering

Actually what is remarkable is you taking words out of context, and thinking you are clever. It is why you are first runner up in the dipshit poll. <... chicken dick hankering king of the dipshits. Originally Posted by i'va biggen

Originally Posted by i'va biggen

Do you still trust your farts? Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

I usually do but its a good idea to go to the bathroom.

Never fart while listening to music on headphones either. Because you need to control it to make sure it isnt loud so others dont hear it. It must be difficult for deaf people.

Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman probably have spare toilet paper and empty Gatorade bottles in their cars just in case. But....by the time I am their age we will have drugs that will cure me of my excretory system blues. I believe I will live to be that age since I am impervious to AIDS.

I think it's time to retire the Dipshit of the Year award. As long as Assup is around, no one else sands a chance. I included a field of 15 deserving candidates, and really expected a runoff. But Assup avoided a runoff, and wins again by a landslide, truly, no one exemplifies all the qualities of the consummate Dipshit than AssupRidee! An Avatar of Dipshits. One of a kind, no doubt. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

I believe you are correct. To defeat 14 other candidates without a runoff is a remarkable victory for Assup. He is truly a dipshit without peer.
However, in a remarkable display of the qualities that helped get him elected, he prances around like an Austin faggot claiming victory for some other poster who had only a third as many votes! If a man tried his whole life to be a public failure, he still couldn't humiliate himself worse than Assup does every damn day.

Do you honestly think my life is defined by the opinion of 30 anonymous posters on a hooker board?

Or that it is possible to humiliate myself before such an esteemed jury of my "peers?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

You probably do.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Well let me tell you how humiliated I feel...

I wear your shame like a badge of honor. Keep posting hatred, racism and xenophobia. Keep getting it wrong. I'll be there to make sure you and your fellow Idiot Klansmen know about it.

BTW -- did the news of IBIdiot and his new boytoy make it to Eretz Yisrael. For that matter, did you make it, or are you still posting from your stately Highland Park mansion? LMAO!

Do you honestly think my life is defined by the opinion of 30 anonymous posters on a hooker board?

Or that it is possible to humiliate myself before such an esteemed jury of my "peers?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

You probably do.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Well let me tell you how humiliated I feel...

I wear your shame like a badge of honor. Keep posting hatred, racism and xenophobia. Keep getting it wrong. I'll be there to make sure you and your fellow Idiot Klansmen know about it.

BTW -- did the news of IBIdiot and his new boytoy make it to Eretz Yisrael. For that matter, did you make it, or are you still posting from your stately Highland Park mansion? LMAO! Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Have you considered Seppuku? It is honorable when you lose face.
It would be better for everyone, and your family could use the payout on your $20,000 life policy.

You know how many people mentioned you while you were "gone?" Posts like the angry man post you just submitted are the main reason NOBODY did.

Still eating cum, and I like it in the Butt. Originally Posted by i'va biggen

You're hillarious, Eatkum the Inbred Chimp!!!

You're hillarious, Eatkum the Inbred Chimp!!! Originally Posted by I B Hankering

You are stupid chickendick.

Actually what is remarkable is you taking words out of context, and thinking you are clever. It is why you are first runner up in the dipshit poll. <... chicken dick hankering king of the dipshits. Originally Posted by i'va biggen

Still eating cum, and I like it in the Butt. Originally Posted by i'va biggen

What a true lummox you are to admit such things in an open forum, Eatkum the Inbred Chimp!!!

Mega Holiday Meltdown continues.

What a true lummox you are to admit such things in an open forum, Eatkum the Inbred Chimp!!! Originally Posted by I B Hankering

You are the lummox chicken dick eating kum,and lusting after chimps.

Actually what is remarkable is you taking words out of context, and thinking you are clever. It is why you are first runner up in the dipshit poll. <... chicken dick hankering king of the dipshits. Originally Posted by i'va biggen

Still eating cum, and I like it in the Butt. Originally Posted by i'va biggen

You are quite the lummox for admitting such things in an open forum, Eatkum the Inbred Chimp!!!

You are quite the lummox for admitting such things in an open forum, Eatkum the Inbred Chimp!!! Originally Posted by I B Hankering

You are quite the lier and second rate dick sucker.

Actually what is remarkable is you taking words out of context, and thinking you are clever. It is why you are first runner up in the dipshit poll. <... chicken dick hankering king of the dipshits. Originally Posted by i'va biggen

Still eating cum, and I like it in the Butt. Originally Posted by i'va biggen

Weren't you the dumb-fuck that was worried about outing yourself but keeps outing yourself anyway, Eatkum the Inbred Chimp?