Hobbiest selling himself!!!!

I don't need credit.
Phuck it.

I hear ducks quacking ...

I don't need credit.
Phuck it. Originally Posted by siberia

At least you had a good time.
How was the bang for your buck value? MSOG?
No mention of 2nd pop. How did he look compared to his pictures? Was his fluke trimmed or bare? Can he still do his famous tail stand after "the indecent"?

Definate msog,
Photos close
enough.
Attempted tail stand but not
easy on a full stomach, feeding
the animals makes em lethargic.
Got carried away with the feeding.
He rode me fast and hard
Bb around the pool.
I fell asleep on his back ,true
Gfe.
A one point he got carried away
with the tail slapping ,water spray
but I diverted his attention with a
Water ball. Hormones raging.
A fiesty thang.
Slug me around like PSE a few
times. I was bow legged after
that ride.

It was my pleasure my sexy mermaid!! Oh you left your blow hole plug in the pool. I will save it till we meet again. Sorry for the squirting , i do that when i get excited.

Definate msog,
Photos close
enough.
Attempted tail stand but not
easy on a full stomach...
He rode me fast and hard
Bb around the pool...
A fiesty thang.
Slug me around like PSE a few
times. I was bow legged after
that ride. Originally Posted by siberia

WOW, epic adventure!
no mention of the Notebook either?
Glad to see he put that nasty tale behind him.
Boy got his "A" game back on. Bravo.
Bow Legged? Really?
Fuck that turns me on... IJS

Riding around on
his back made
me bowed legged,
Saddle rash.
Forgot, he let me
play with his
blow hole.
Gave him extra
tip for that.
ATF

"I like to go swimming with bow legged women and swim between their legs....and swim between their legs......"

The 300 dollar question....

Was the blow hole slick?

Or a lil' stubble?

It was smooths as a baby's bottom. I had it bleached, barnekles scrapping, and waxed.

"I like to go swimming with bow legged women and swim between their legs....and swim between their legs......" Originally Posted by kinkyorca

That's a classic, brings back fond memories...
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So just between us guys, is Siberia really as hot as her pics? Reviews say she's a wildcat in the pond, even better in deep water. Claims she likes to take charge, whips and chains... Really kinky stuff... Left out all that in ROS. Send me a PM with all the juicy stuff.
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Blow hole was
moist, smooth,
clenches closed
like a motion sensor
vault. Nearly tore my
Big toe slap off.

Men whores with animal avatars do command higher rates... ijs... Originally Posted by Camille Fox

I'm just saying...

Hardhat is a medaphor for
safe sex & it protects his
head from banging against
the bed headboard .
I love buying him
shoes. His gift list is
Axe body wash &
Tan leather, slipon loafers.
Yall need to see Hardhat
before he retires next
month.

Hardhat is a medaphor for
safe sex & it protects his
head from banging against
the bed headboard .
I love buying him
shoes. His gift list is
Axe body wash &
Black leather, boots.
(I've never owned a pair of loafers in my life)
Yall need to see Hardhat
before he retires next
month. Originally Posted by siberia

Okay, the secret is out. I am hanging up my spurs
and returning to the hobby which I so dearly love.
My upcoming Bday, and those pesky letters from
AARP made me realize I'm not a young man any more.
I was planning on making my retirement announcement
St. Valentine's Day, I'm just a hopeless romantic I reckon.
So in light of the security leak, (it's okay Siberia I never
said out was confidential) I am bringing my rates back to
the year 2000, when I first began my Man Whore career.
Regulars may call/text, new clients please send at least
2 references via email for screening purposes. Still low
volume, appointments for evening hours only.
On a lighter note... How many made it to Orca's
New Years Eve Blow Out? I was there but out was
such a blur, the sushi, sardines and caviar I had
way to much... I don't even remember how I got
home. If anyone finds my pants, check the pockets
please, I need my truck keys. I'm waiting for my copy
of the DVD so I can piece the puzzle back in my mind.
I remember midgets... WTF? TS Dolphins, a couple of
sharks with gang tattoos, (rough bunch) penguins?
Maybe they were midgets in tuxedos, like I said I
had waaay to much sushi.