Slap Your Mamma, Cheaters Never Prosper

I remember them telling us that the newspaper is written at a fifth grade level, and many adults have a hard time comprehending that.. Originally Posted by luxury daphne

That's why it is important that you post pics in your ads...

I remember them telling us that the newspaper is written at a fifth grade level, and many adults have a hard time comprehending that.. Originally Posted by luxury daphne

What's a newspaper...just saying.

Oh yeah! Me and my new computer are in the house!!!

Oh yeah! Me and my new computer are in the house!!! Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Dang I misread that the first time ... thought you said , "Me and my new computer are ON the house ... "

What's a newspaper...just saying. Originally Posted by oilfieldscum

Toilet paper now that the internet is here.

Originally Posted by Reese McClain

A young mother when asked that inevitable question from her daughter, "Mommy, where do babies come from" explained " Daddy puts a seed in Mommy and it grows into a baby", to which her daughter queried, "But ... how does the seed get inside Mommy... does she swallow it?" ... to which the young mother replied with a knowing smirk, " She does if she wants a new dress and shoes..."

Oh yeah! Me and my new computer are in the house!!! Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Does it have a webcam?

Show us them big ole titties!!!

"Mommy, why was Daddy on top of you? That's how mommy makes babies.
Oh. Mommy why was your head under the covers? Thats how mommy makes jewelry!"

I know I'm having a blonde day so you gotta excuse me.. I didn't get it..

I know I'm having a blonde day so you gotta excuse me.. I didn't get it.. Originally Posted by luxury daphne

You deserve the best jewelry.

I know I'm having a blonde day so you gotta excuse me.. I didn't get it.. Originally Posted by luxury daphne

I think I get it ... a pearl necklace?

Am I right?

You are having a brunet moment