Intro Spoken
Give me an "F! ..."F"! give me a "U"! ..."U"!
Give me a "C"! ..."C" Give me a "K"! ..."K"!
WHATS THAT SPELL? ..."FUCK!" (x5)
Well come on all of you big strong men, Eccie needs your help again,
he got himself in a terrible jam, way down yonder in Upset land,
put down your books and pick up your prick, we're gunna have a whole lotta fun.
CHORUS
and its 1,2,3 what are we funin for?
don't ask me i don't give a dam, the next stop is Upset land,
and its 5,6,7 open up the pretty thighs. Well there aint no time to wonder why...WHOPEE we're all gunna dine.
the 5th, mmmm I could use a 5th
Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
C'mon, OSD, you could always use the 'I cannot confirm or deny' or 'I cannot recall' BS lines you get to see during any congressional hearing on CSPAN.