you call yourselves independants??...BULLSHIT...if you do the same shit as all others i blame you.

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Again you don't know shit Originally Posted by CD3
Que Elvis...

"...I can't help falling in love... with... you"

...and maybe Ashtyn...
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I can kinda relate. I learned long ago never to scratch my balls after slicing jalapeņos.
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I can kinda relate. I learned long ago never to scratch my balls after slicing jalapeņos. Originally Posted by TinMan
Haha! I fingered my ex once after slicing Jalapenos. I had washed my hands, but not well enough. That's a mistake you don't make twice.
  • EZ.
  • 11-25-2014, 08:41 PM
I can kinda relate. I learned long ago never to scratch my balls after slicing jalapeņos. Originally Posted by TinMan
Jalapeņos are mild compared to cayenne. On the scoville scale Jalapenos are 2500 to 8000 while Cayenne are 30,000 to 50,000.

In Thailand, they have their own "Thai Peppers" which are hotter than cayenne peppers (50,000 to 100,000). I've watched them steam them in a wok and then chop them up and mix in a little vinegar to make a paste. They scoop it up with cabbage like we would salsa at a Mexican restaurant. One of my Army buddies tried it. He told me it was like a "mouthful of Red Devil Lye".
Next time yall she eat the sweet candied jalepenos.
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  • CD3
  • 11-25-2014, 09:23 PM
Damn, she sounds like the perfect woman. I hear she is an absolute freak in the rack. Can she cook Jambalaya or Gumbo? Originally Posted by OldLRRP
My pops used to be a chef...I paid attention...I will even spice up hot dogs. Ha. Use a fork to poke it like its paying you, pour jalapeņo juice over top and in pan and put it in oven at 425 for 7 min then switch to broil for 2-3 min. Shaking the pan thru out entire process. throw the buns beside it. Shit is cream in your panties good.
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  • CD3
  • 11-25-2014, 09:26 PM
Que Elvis...

"...I can't help falling in love... with... you"

...and maybe Ashtyn... Originally Posted by jimmylbob
I'm playing match hook--I mean maker and getting Ashtyn and you together.
  • EZ.
  • 11-25-2014, 09:47 PM
My pops used to be a chef...I paid attention...I will even spice up hot dogs. Ha. Use a fork to poke it like its paying you, pour jalapeņo juice over top and in pan and put it in oven at 425 for 7 min then switch to broil for 2-3 min. Shaking the pan thru out entire process. throw the buns beside it. Shit is cream in your panties good. Originally Posted by CD3
Dahl'n, that sounds good but if that makes you "cream in your panties", my gumbo would make it run down your legs. Mon gumbo vous rend l'orgasme!
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Damn, now I am hungry! Need to eat out /at CD3.
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My pops used to be a chef...I paid attention...I will even spice up hot dogs. Ha. Use a fork to poke it like its paying you, pour jalapeņo juice over top and in pan and put it in oven at 425 for 7 min then switch to broil for 2-3 min. Shaking the pan thru out entire process. throw the buns beside it. Shit is cream in your panties good. Originally Posted by CD3
What the hell CD3, I'm shocked you wear panties.

Would you do a doubles with Sexy Platinum? Is that even legal in Texas?
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This thread has just transformed from the interesting and funny type to the sublime. Good food, creamy panties and potential doubles make for a fun read.
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Jalapeņos are mild compared to cayenne. On the scoville scale Jalapenos are 2500 to 8000 while Cayenne are 30,000 to 50,000.
Originally Posted by OldLRRP
I believe you, but on the scrotum scale it burned with the white hot light of 50,000 suns.
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  • CD3
  • 11-26-2014, 04:34 AM
I said cream in YOUR panties, dear Watson. As we all know, gentlemen, some of you do in fact wear panties.....not knockin....do your thing.
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  • CD3
  • 11-26-2014, 04:37 AM
Tin man..pm me your idea
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"Cream in Your Panties" sounds like a good name for a yogurt shop.