pleasuring yourself to your favorite providers showcase

*sigh*

I third this.

Why not just get a date with the girl. The real thing is sooo much better. Originally Posted by Naomi4u

Recession's tough gotta improvise..

Ouch! That left a mark!

Ruth Chris is very nice, but they're table cloths are to short! LOL

i mean really can you imagine a guy going to an escort site to wanna get off as opposed to discussing politics, music, weather, the economy. whats wrong with those guys what a bunch of sickos

Right, that's why guys see providers. But we can't do that here now, can we? So why do guys come here? Well, most of us come here for information and banter. A limited number of guys, of which you're clearly one, seem to want to come here to get themselves off. Ok, fine, but as i think London said, some things are just better left unsaid. I doubt if anyone here really cares to hear about you pounding your pud.

As far as your posts, they seem to be geared towards giving yourself something to then read and whack off to. And i'm not even talking about your threads, i'm referring solely to your posts - with your descriptive details that are not only over the top and degrading, but entirely unnecessary.

Do i consider myself above people paying for sex? No, of course not. Do i consider myself above your classless pornographic descriptions? Yup.

First, I've had all of 2 hobbying experiences in 2011; only one of which included sex. And fortunately for me, that's not because of a lack of funds.

Secondly, if suggesting that the prevailing topic of this board isn't reason enough to throw out all sense of decorum makes me holier than thou, then ok, i'm holier than thou. Originally Posted by Doove

I will put down a Motel 6 in a heartbeat and what of it? I don't lay my azz just anywhere and news flash....it's NOT us who made it that way. If a hundred dollar BP girl stayed there and was reviewed no problem. Let me even stay at a Hampton Inn and see how that review goes. Originally Posted by London Rayne

Exactly. It would be cheaper to stay at the Hampton inn but that won't be fair to the guys that have met me at the Waldorf or the Mariott Marquis would it. Please. Every guy that meets me should expect 5 star treatment. I believe in you get what you pay for. Petite is there anything wrong with that? Now If I were paying $400 or $500 on a hotel only to create an experience and not being able to make that back, I'd be an idiot but that's not the case as I made triple what I spend on these hotels.

LOL @ Mojo!

Ouch! That left a mark!

Ruth Chris is very nice, but they're table cloths are to short! LOL Originally Posted by Still Looking

Freak!

Never mind that shit, here comes Mongo! Time to get out of Dodge I think?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28khv-BydeY

A limited number of guys, of which you're clearly one, seem to want to come here to get themselves off. Ok, fine, but as i think London said, some things are just better left unsaid. I doubt if anyone here really cares to hear about you pounding your pud.

Do i consider myself above people paying for sex? No, of course not. Do i consider myself above your classless pornographic descriptions? Yup. Originally Posted by Doove

Well said, Doove.

Doove, is it bad that I want to make a porno with you? Let's do it. Or better yet let's become business partners *drool* lol

I'll need to put Buffalo, NYC on my calendar soon! Originally Posted by Naomi4u

Well... if you ever put Buffalo on the schedule, please count me in!

generosity would be greatly appreciated. while i would decline an offer for companionship with you if you wish to fly sonya, shayla, dallas rain or many other in i would accept your act of kindness and give you a heartfelt thanks. if you in fact need to be the prize i would greatly appreciate and turn my time over to a deserving vet in buffalo who i am sure would enjoy both the sex and your companionship. do this fly into buffalo let me pay for a nice room for yourself and a vet who has fallen on hard times. you rock his world and we can be friends. while we both may be angels or the devil himself one vet might have 1 night to enjoy and remember and we might both feel good about our deed. how bout it. you tell me the date.[

if this is acceptable to you i will contact the mods from the wny section solicit suggestions of a deserving and single vet and we will make this a reality. as money and time do not seem like an issue to you and as a little legwork and a 150.00 on my part is doable i am in. i joke not so just pick a date and lets make this happen.quote=Naomi4u;1711197]Did you say Appletinis? mMmmmm my fave!

Again stop crying. I do not consider myself a HDH. There are ladies that charge way more than I do BUT not in my area .

As for the motel 6, I've stayed there before wayyy before I became an escort. It wasn't a great experience as I was bitten by bed bugs. So put it down? Of course I will.

What I can't stand is cheapskates that don't think a lady is worth more than $220 bucks and then tries to compare her
to eggs at the Waldorf? C'mon.

Petiteassman, Would you like me to buy you some high end pussy? You sound like you need to get fucked and sucked good!

I know you hate my guts but I feel so bad for you right now I'd give you a discount and suck you off so you can shut the fuck up.[/quote]

Petitte, Shayla it is. I said I'd gladly pay for a date not the airline tickets lol.
She's in Canada too.

Well... if you ever put Buffalo on the schedule, please count me in! Originally Posted by Biomech

I will love!

me [as we know i can take care of myself] and we take that wondeful generosity of yours and treat a guy here in buffalo to 1 nice night. buffalo marriott is as wny goes upscale [ though with rates of 125-150 i can afford]. i pay for room you come in give 1 hour of pleasure to a deserving vet [ i will solicit advise from wny board, or doove can select or you can find a deserving vet in wny]. once completed i will publicly thank you for your kindness to our vets and refrain from commenting on any of your threads. please reply with a date that you will be in buffalo i will reserve the marriott and if needbe arrange for your transportation to the hotel. please advise asap

Petitte, Shayla it is. I said I'd gladly pay for a date not the airline tickets lol.
She's in Canada too.




I will love! Originally Posted by Naomi4u

me [as we know i can take care of myself] and we take that wondeful generosity of yours and treat a guy here in buffalo to 1 nice night. buffalo marriott is as wny goes upscale [ though with rates of 125-150 i can afford]. i pay for room you come in give 1 hour of pleasure to a deserving vet [ i will solicit advise from wny board, or doove can select or you can find a deserving vet in wny]. once completed i will publicly thank you for your kindness to our vets and refrain from commenting on any of your threads. please reply with a date that you will be in buffalo i will reserve the marriott and if needbe arrange for your transportation to the hotel. please advise asap Originally Posted by petiteassman

Ok I am free the first week of Novermber to do whatever you want me to do. I'll even pay for my own airfare to buffalo and upscale hotel as I want to tour there anyway. Put your money where your mouth is. However, I request you pick me up from the airport and if you don't want to fuck me within the first 5 minutes of meeting me, I'll be nice to you from now on :-).

Hey london, Whatcha doing first week of Nov? Wanna go to Buffalo?

Naomi, Brooklyn is better though I would not mind seeing Biomech. Contrary to ONE poster, Buffalo actually has plenty of high quality gents who pay top dollar for someone who has not banged the entire globe. Psst...most are on another board though.

First week of Nov. might just be a good week, but I will just be getting back from Paris and likely be broke lol. I will need to make that trip up for sure, if I do in fact go instead of NYC.

I would gladly hook a vet up. As it stands, ALL military guys get discounts on the very FIRST date.

Naomi, Brooklyn is better though I would not mind seeing Biomech. Contrary to ONE poster, Buffalo actually has plenty of high quality gents who pay top dollar for someone who has not banged the entire globe. Psst...most are on another board though. Originally Posted by London Rayne

I want to meet Biomech and Doove so go ahead on over to Brooklyn lol. I will not be going there as movies has me scared to death of that place. Petite, Let's do it. I have a 2 hr minimum now and would even scrape $100 off for the vet and of course to prove a point .

and i would be happy to pay for the hotel, pick you up at the airport take you to the hotel and transport a lucky vet to the hotel. if you were nice enough to do this for some guy who served his country i probably would wanna fuck you within 5 minutes of meeting you because trust me the thing that has me not wanting to have you is not your looks. if someone was nice enough to fly into a city and give a vet 1 hour of special time after what they have done for us that would make that woman more attractive than any face, tits or ass ever could. now that being said i probably still could not afford to bang you but i can afford the room , the transportation to and fromhotel and some great chicken wings for you and the lucky vet. i love to joke on this board but on this i am serious as i see vets on so many occasions who have done so much for our country, who in cases have lost a leg or an arm or worse. like any man the comforts and excitement of a beautiful woman may not make up for what they have endured for us but from my part what a great way to start the healing or if nothing else make 1 day or even 1 hour a little better than the rest. if your in i am in. swear to god

Ok I am free the first week of Novermber to do whatever you want me to do. I'll even pay for my own airfare to buffalo and upscale hotel as I want to tour there anyway. Put your money where your mouth is. However, I request you pick me up from the airport and if you don't want to fuck me within the first 5 minutes of meeting me, I'll be nice to you from now on :-).

Hey london, Whatcha doing first week of Nov? Wanna go to Buffalo? Originally Posted by Naomi4u