Hobbiest selling himself!!!!

The sharks left because they had
warrants, flashing disco lights
made them think po po arrived.

You kept marking your territory
around the parking lot. Called you
a "lot lizard" & then you stopped.

I spiked the punch to get you drunk
& naked, worked. Yeaaa. Love it doggy
style.

karaoke was a blast, yall was singing_
Here is some footage:
http://youtu.be/wBRSHiPQoMU

Fun fun time, founds your keys hard hat. They were in the onion dip. Oh the sharks were security from a local jetski gang i know. They own that ilegal bait shop i go to. That was an epic party, the music, the food, kilos and kilos of colombian sushi and china white fish. Where did siberia drag your drunk azz too? Oh that ts dolphin brenda has your pants, dont ask dont tell. That was bridget the midget in the penguin costume. She ended up in my pool, gave her a bb ride, she can take a fluking. Go friends, music, booze, ilegal bait. No more kareoke, if i hear beat it one more time i am blowing chum...i going to retire in mexico , my head hurts worse then that blow hole plug sibera keeps shoving in me. He he i think hardhat got it last if that was the screaming i heard before i past out... later....

How i got started.

http://youtu.be/lZVnve5wG0A

http://youtu.be/oRdxUFDoQe0

Surprise

Surprise back

http://youtu.be/ZcJjMnHoIBI

And my rates have gone up. Any lucky ladies who have seen me before still can at my old rate.

^^^ threAD

You got a 30 min rate?
Can you see me in 20 mins?
Are you shaved?
Can i lick your butt
crack?
How tall are you?
If you aren't available can
you refer someone?
Can we meet first in public?
Will u wear heels?

Yes
No
Closely Trimmed
No
5'5
No, trust me, it's worth the wait
Yes, just buy me a beer
No

You suppose to get mad
and tell me to read
your website [man hoe private tag]
[Play hard to get, man hoe private tag]

Don't tell me what to do over the Internet. You can in the bedroom for the most part. Tell me how you want it.

.

You suppose to get mad
and tell me to read
your website Originally Posted by siberia

armatures
unfamiliar in the art of seduction

Whore fights happen when they
see snide remarks.
Orca bit a newbie in the
Public pool about 2 months
Ago. Showed that whore not
to get on the wrong side of
the pool. Heard the detail thru
the grapevine.

Hardhat had a whore swipe his
Boots on a double date, he bitchslapped that whore in the
parking lot.

^^^ threAD

You got a 30 min rate? yes
Can you see me in 20 mins? yes
Are you shaved? yes
Can i lick your butt
crack? yes, I will go get some Taco Bell
How tall are you? 1.3"
If you aren't available can
you refer someone? yes
Can we meet first in public? yes
Will u wear heels? yes Originally Posted by siberia

You are starting to sound rather high maintenance.

Pyramider is cock-blocking.