Bad blow jobs

Lol seeking p loves to Take notes and pointers, and I can honestly say that she is a really fast learner! Originally Posted by Super Head 713
I learned from the best. Thank you Super Head 713!!!!
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What a great thread, P..

It is a must that the lady enjoys giving head.. I personally make it about me.. and tap into my own inner narcissist. I love doing it, always have. I thank my 2nd boyfriend in HS for that as he stroked my ego while I went down on him. Which was all the time...

I love my job..
^Glad you enjoyed the threAD
Never had the pleasure of experiencing P...but since the threAD is about BJs...I think this one is impressive...although not a requisite for a great BJ. Not sure if this is the right way to embed...or if it's even possible.

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I (like most guys) LOVE a good blow job! And, I never thought I'd ever say this, but, yes.....there CAN be a bad blow job! I'll never forget one visit I had to an AMP.......the massage was great.....and when she offered to provide a little oral pampering, naturally I said yes. But......I know its hard to believe......but it was the worst blow job ever! There was absolutely NO suction.....just her mouth limply going up and down. A guy likes to "feel" a blow jobj! Nice and wet......feel her mouth sucking with gusto......and, yeah, Im not adverse to actually feeling a little teeth . A guy wants to think she is actually ENJOYING giving head!!! It helps if his partner shows some enthusiasm. Needless to say, this attempt was less than stellar. But, this gives me a reason to keep searching for those ladies who honestly enjoy pampering a guy this way. (Ladies, feel free to PM me .....LOL)
I never thought I'd ever say this, but, yes.....there CAN be a bad blow job! I'll never forget one visit I had to an AMP.......the massage was great.....and when she offered to provide a little oral pampering, naturally I said yes. But......I know its hard to believe......but it was the worst blow job ever! There was absolutely NO suction.....just her mouth limply going up and down. Originally Posted by Taco guy
She should be fired, seriously!!!!
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I (like most guys) LOVE a good blow job! And, I never thought I'd ever say this, but, yes.....there CAN be a bad blow job! I'll never forget one visit I had to an AMP.......the massage was great.....and when she offered to provide a little oral pampering, naturally I said yes. But......I know its hard to believe......but it was the worst blow job ever! There was absolutely NO suction.....just her mouth limply going up and down. A guy likes to "feel" a blow jobj! Nice and wet......feel her mouth sucking with gusto......and, yeah, Im not adverse to actually feeling a little teeth . A guy wants to think she is actually ENJOYING giving head!!! It helps if his partner shows some enthusiasm. Needless to say, this attempt was less than stellar. But, this gives me a reason to keep searching for those ladies who honestly enjoy pampering a guy this way. (Ladies, feel free to PM me .....LOL) Originally Posted by Taco guy
You and I must meet!
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I think its time I take myself to Houston! Sounds like there are many great oral lovers like myself!I enjoyed this thread... Couple of things come to mind..1)You have it or you dont..2)balls
3)handcock figure 8
4)kneading 5)rythym 6)saliva baby,myn is stawberry..lol 7)more balls 8)tongue 9)suction,just enough
And 10) ahhh.. what would i do if i had a 3rd hand
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I feel your pain mr. Um taco..hey i love tacos too lol but yea,
I cant tell you how many times a man has done this to me! They work me up and go down for pussy pie and then its just horrible! I literally have to teach lessons....more sucking, no not there.., kiss my vagina like your making out with it, etc etc etc...and then I just give up and proceed to alpha autumn and get him on his back away from my pie.....

just a tragedy.

I (like most guys) LOVE a good blow job! And, I never thought I'd ever say this, but, yes.....there CAN be a bad blow job! I'll never forget one visit I had to an AMP.......the massage was great.....and when she offered to provide a little oral pampering, naturally I said yes. But......I know its hard to believe......but it was the worst blow job ever! There was absolutely NO suction.....just her mouth limply going up and down. A guy likes to "feel" a blow jobj! Nice and wet......feel her mouth sucking with gusto......and, yeah, Im not adverse to actually feeling a little teeth . A guy wants to think she is actually ENJOYING giving head!!! It helps if his partner shows some enthusiasm. Needless to say, this attempt was less than stellar. But, this gives me a reason to keep searching for those ladies who honestly enjoy pampering a guy this way. (Ladies, feel free to PM me .....LOL) Originally Posted by Taco guy
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  • 02-08-2017, 09:40 PM
I feel your pain mr. Um taco..hey i love tacos too lol but yea,
I cant tell you how many times a man has done this to me! They work me up and go down for pussy pie and then its just horrible! I literally have to teach lessons....more sucking, no not there.., kiss my vagina like your making out with it, etc etc etc...and then I just give up and proceed to alpha autumn and get him on his back away from my pie.....

just a tragedy. Originally Posted by AutumnAngel
You are literally taking the time to teach someone and I
APPRECIATE a humble escort that really deserves recognition.
I APPRECIATE YOU ANGEL...
I've only had a few that can make me get off by a blowjob. The ones that have just get down to business and suck it fast with a lot of suction and wetness. The few that have been really good sucks it until there is no more there. At that point I am most relaxed and satisfied. It seems as if these girls are the ones I really didnt wanna fuck. I just wanted a blowjob. I have had 2 that was able to really get into the blowjob and I could tell they really liked it and got me off. After they drained me they were able to keep slowly licking on the shaft until the sensitivity wore off. Then they were back to sucking and then some intense fucking started. I've only had 2 that fit this category. I am not big into the eye contact or when they try to stick it to the back of their throat. Once they try to get too deep they are not able to apply the proper suction for me. Another way to end a good blow job is to pull off of it as soon as I start cumming.
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  • 02-09-2017, 09:37 PM
Never had the pleasure of experiencing P...but since the threAD Originally Posted by Asigarillo
Chrome off a trailer hitch....~P
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  • 02-10-2017, 02:50 AM
Smartass Whore Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe