- pyramider
- 10-21-2011, 11:59 AM
Would there have even been an incident if he would have gone "top shelf?"
- Rezo
- 10-21-2011, 10:49 PM
nah. just a regular upsell in that case
- txbigjohn
- 10-22-2011, 08:54 AM
All I have to say is WOW!!!!
This is the funniest thing I have read in such a long time...it caused even me come out of the woodwork...
Been in Canada too long...This shit (for lack of a better word) can only happen in good ole Texas cause everything is bigger and better...LMFAO!!!!
This is the funniest thing I have read in such a long time...it caused even me come out of the woodwork...
Been in Canada too long...This shit (for lack of a better word) can only happen in good ole Texas cause everything is bigger and better...LMFAO!!!!
- Sweet N Little
- 10-22-2011, 09:35 AM
BD....
- simpleton
- 10-22-2011, 10:50 AM
I don't know why she was so pissed. Not like you were prairie doggie when she was giving you a blowie. I could understand if she went to lick your ball bag and got crap on her tongue. And who hasn't forgot to flush.
- Breaku321
- 10-22-2011, 12:18 PM
- Guest090716-1
- 10-22-2011, 01:10 PM
i guess i'm "piling on" here but though this is funny as hell, it's really a serious issue.
1) You are forever labelled....Ole Shit-N-Split!! Cheap Bastard.
2) Apparently....your brothers work at my office building....with their no toilet flushing ass!!! Not innocent at all!!! Ya'll never flush....with your nasty ass!!!
( I used to do custodial work)
3) The lady was throwing up because of the surprise that you left and the fact that she had to come back out a face you.
Ok....my anger is gone now..........and I still can't belive that I can't quit LMAO!!!!
1) You are forever labelled....Ole Shit-N-Split!! Cheap Bastard.
2) Apparently....your brothers work at my office building....with their no toilet flushing ass!!! Not innocent at all!!! Ya'll never flush....with your nasty ass!!!
( I used to do custodial work)3) The lady was throwing up because of the surprise that you left and the fact that she had to come back out a face you.
Ok....my anger is gone now..........and I still can't belive that I can't quit LMAO!!!!
- pyramider
- 10-22-2011, 03:34 PM
- Sweet N Little
- 10-22-2011, 04:31 PM
Oh that's not yours Pyramider, here's yours...the doctor said that's his and he needs it back 
- simpleton
- 10-22-2011, 06:59 PM
Could someone please tell what that thing is?
- internet_inventor2
- 10-22-2011, 08:19 PM
I was thinking some sort of pace maker.....
- Rezo
- 10-22-2011, 08:22 PM
hah! its a big fucking dildo/vibrator 
I believe that is a battery pack at the base and then the motor bit at the tip. you can make out a faint outline of an "egg" shape.
I believe that is a battery pack at the base and then the motor bit at the tip. you can make out a faint outline of an "egg" shape.
- Jack Flash
- 10-22-2011, 08:42 PM
- Rezo
- 10-22-2011, 08:54 PM
- notanewbie
- 10-22-2011, 10:08 PM