Beware of Nasty Kaylen 8167996882, I'm about to vomit aka Sexy Kaylen

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I support Breast cancer survival,but that doesn't mean show up to my house smelling like an ashtray or looking all bad.I almost lost my lunch
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Que homen voce a falar?
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Does church say thou shalt hire escorts?
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Even though I haven't seen you in a couple years, you're an awesome girl Ellie...and I bet you could.

For the OP, Kaylen is a nice girl, though I haven't seen her in a few years. We get it, but you're taking yourself down in flames. You talk a big game about going here and there, but the only providers you've reviewed are local, or relatively so...and you've just burned your bridges with all of them if they even get a whiff of this thread, or the many many others. Maybe it's time to go hit up those other cities you supposedly travel to all the time yet don't leave reviews for?

Regardless, as someone who uses this site and occasionally adds something here and there, I would advise you to cut your losses and leave. Originally Posted by Saintliest
No girls from 816/913,is that a bad thing?
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No girls from 816/913,is that a bad thing? Originally Posted by kusmaldo
No guys named "kusmaldo", is that a good thing?
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For the 816/913 I agree ewwwwwwwwwww I'd use my own funds but since crowd funding is the new thing.You get where I'm going here?
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bigcockpussylicker???
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Huh?
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bigcockpussylicker??? Originally Posted by love2fishfork
What kind of profile pic is that?
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bigcockpussylicker??? Originally Posted by love2fishfork
What kind of profile pic is that?
This thread has outlived its usefulness, if it ever had any.
I recommend everyone, and that includes you, kusmaldo, move along and let this thread die a natural death.
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That this thread got 175 replies is a poor reflection on our community. Granted most of them were the OP, but the normal people on here have to do better. Learn how to use the ignore button or exercise some discipline and don’t hit the submit reply button. Good riddance to this dumpster fire
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That feels much better.Now if we all just came to an agreement that all providers be as hygienically clean as they ask us and not come on looking like they were beat with a rotten side of a 2x4 we'd be better off.
Maldo your an idiot...that being said..it has certainly exposed you for who you are and your handle will forever be linked by providers....now cue the low IQ reply...in 3...2...1
Sorry all I couldnt leave this alone...so to those mea culpa!
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That was Semen man,trust me she. BBFS clients.Grosss Originally Posted by kusmaldo
Trust me guys this man knows semen, he knows the taste, texture and appearance. Hes been spending a lot of times with it going back to when his daddy was selling him to the parish priest for a pack of luckys and a 40oz colt .45.