Eggs

And carry melted butter and lemons just in case.

Talking out of his ass again, as are so many of his devoted followers

https://www.axios.com/2025/03/13/egg...-eggs-bird-flu

https://yle.fi/a/74-20149786


Trump: We'll take Greenland by any means
Denmark: lol what are you deranged, you DEI boomer hire?
Trump: Any means. Hey Finland, sell us some eggs! Cheaply!
Finland: uh.. no.
Trump: DA NORDICK CUNTREES ARE ANTI-AMERICAN!!!
Rest of the world: OK champ...

https://x.com/barrycunningham/status...360845197?s=42

Eggs are dropping!!!!

Mebbe. What has Trump done to being down the cost? Can you tie it back, Bam?

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...-b2715877.html

https://x.com/thebabylonbee/status/1...429002817?s=42


BAHAHAHA

The fuck?

Younze advocating for supply an demand?

Trump begging Lithuana for eggs after Denmark and Finland tell him to take a hike
https://www.hindustantimes.com/trend...378501562.html

And Bobby Brainworms wants to combat bird flu by letting it spread
https://www.scientificamerican.com/a...y-experts-are/

Egg prices down 50% in the last month!!!!!!!!

https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/...but-but-trump/

Double OOF!!!!

116% increase in eggs seizures at the northern border

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/us-bor...eggs-1.7486369

After being rebuffed by Europe, Trump found saviors in Turkey and South Korea to import eggs from

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c743g135vj9o

And now Brazil

https://www.reuters.com/business/hea...ak-2025-03-24/

Some great context for all sides of the discussion

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/25/how-...t-by-year.html