SL’S TOP 10 Reasons You Might Be Too Old To Hobby
1) You need to take Viagra just to look at the show cases
2) You starting looking for providers that know CPR
3) You have been at the right motel but just gave up finding the room
4) You can get a driver’s license so you need to take the bus to an in call
5) You ask if you die on the up stroke if the down stroke is free
6) You thinck providers that wear nurse’s outfits look super sexy even if they weight 350 lbs.
7) You see your ATF once a year and want to cut back
8) You have more hair in your ears than on your head
9) You have a provider contact you about a session and you tell them you want to sleep on it
10) You have had a provider hold a mirror in front of your face to see if your still breathing
Any Questions?
