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Walmart? We're goin' to Walmart? Yipee! This calls for some "gussie'ing" up. Now let me see, where did I put my purple spandex biker britches, hmmm? Viola! Here they are right next to my rabbit fur coat.
Ah, " I feel pretty oh so pretty......."

TMFT: Well now Hoss you're life really is complete. Wanna gussie up and go to Walmart with me? Originally Posted by onehitwonder
That would mean I have to put on something besides pajamas...
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That would mean I have to put on something besides pajamas... Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas
Not necessarily
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Nah... just strap on yer oxygen mask and lets ride!

Hi Stinky kitty! Me missed-ed you...............
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Redneck water skiing
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Redneck relaxing in the jacuzzi
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Dang... now I have to agree with BoardMan.... this Redneck stuff is starting to hit to close to home... what's funny about lining your truck bed with plastic and filling it with water... are you telling me you never did that...
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  • 09-03-2010, 05:28 AM

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Dang... now I have to agree with BoardMan.... this Redneck stuff is starting to hit to close to home... what's funny about lining your truck bed with plastic and filling it with water... are you telling me you never did that... Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas
or filling it with beer and topping off with ice while you eat crawfish off of the tailgate of another truck on some remote pipeline right-of-way then just leave everything there when you're done.

That hot tub shooting thing is BS, your scope gets fogged up. Don't ask me how I know. And the guy doesn't have a koozie on his beer. Totally staged.
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or filling it with beer and topping off with ice while you eat crawfish off of the tailgate of another truck on some remote pipeline right-of-way then just leave everything there when you're done.

That hot tub shooting thing is BS, your scope gets fogged up. Don't ask me how I know. And the guy doesn't have a koozie on his beer. Totally staged. Originally Posted by boardman
Yea but family reunions are a great way to pick up chicks... that one is real...
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SKF, I just wanted to touch it.
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SKF, I just wanted to touch it. Originally Posted by dearhunter
... and Jimmy Swaggart just wanted to look at it...
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.........well............I am the Fucking prophet.