Peter Fucktard Cotton Tail

So from your own words it appears as if your almighty screening process which you brag about so often didn't work this time.
With all of the patting yourself on the back you do regarding your superior screening process, this one appears to have been an epic failure. Thanks for pointing that out to us. Originally Posted by Jericho99

That's what got her all ballistic and in denial about me, she had been accusing me and suggesting I was LE, after which I got an appointment with her, which we kept for a rub and a blow finish, and then on the board she claimed I never had an appointment with her. It's gone down hill from there, and I didn't even have any toilet paper in my ass!!!

But good thing ... there "weren't no shower"!!!!

Not to mention she was advertising she was 130, when she was clearly NOT.

That's what got her all ballistic and in denial about me, she had been accusing me and suggesting I was LE, after which I got an appointment with her, which we kept for a rub and a blow finish, and then on the board she claimed I never had an appointment with her. It's gone down hill from there, and I didn't even have any toilet paper in my ass!!!

But good thing ... there "weren't no shower"!!!!

Not to mention she was advertising she was 130, when she was clearly NOT. Originally Posted by LexusLover

How many threads are you going to cry on we got the point ten thousand million messages ago get over it you cannot get over it get the fuck over it

So from your own words it appears as if your almighty screening process which you brag about so often didn't work this time.
With all of the patting yourself on the back you do regarding your superior screening process, this one appears to have been an epic failure. Thanks for pointing that out to us. Originally Posted by Jericho99

my screen save me from your crazy so I think I'm doing pretty damn fine

Oh nice retort. Good grammar and spelling too. You are so easily and incredibly predictable. You just can't own anything. You are never accountable for anything.

Okay it saved you from me. Well on that case it did work because it saved me from you as well.

But as I posted EPIC FAILURE on toilet paper man. Your screening is not flawless. Imagine that.

Next comment from you will ensue shortly with the typical name calling and insult making. So predictable.

In summary you started a thread to mock some stiff and exposed your own screening flaws in the process. Absolutely too rich. Man your screening process is awesome. Maybe you could patent it. Okay, now I will sit back and wait for the predictable slew of insults and name calling. So entertaining!

Oh nice retort. Good grammar and spelling too. You are so easily and incredibly predictable. You just can't own anything. You are never accountable for anything.

Okay it saved you from me. Well on that case it did work because it saved me from you as well.

But as I posted EPIC FAILURE on toilet paper man. Your screening is not flawless. Imagine that.

Next comment from you will ensue shortly with the typical name calling and insult making. So predictable.

In summary you started a thread to mock some stiff and exposed your own screening flaws in the process. Absolutely too rich. Man your screening process is awesome. Maybe you could patent it. Okay, now I will sit back and wait for the predictable slew of insults and name calling. So entertaining! Originally Posted by Jericho99

Lets get one thing straight your a idiot and this response proves my point... No matter how much you fucking screen you will not be able to figure out if someones ass likes to eat Toliet paper.. But your so stupid you wouldn't know and its clearly noted on this board you are crazy and honestly I really could give 2 shits about your opinion because you dont concern me..


Its also dually noted im responding from my phone and if grammer really gets to you that bad on a fucking hooker board you need a knew damn hobby.. My grammer doesnt affect my buisness and people lije to be spelling natzi because they cant find shit else to bitch about so they resort to useless bs such as grammer.. you understand and get the fucking point and thats all that fucking matters.. If you were that fucking worried about grammer you should have become a fucking english teacher... I dont get paid to use proper grammer so im in no hurry to change...

Dorothy, you are so predictable it's freaking hilarious!!! Your buttons are so easy to push! I get the biggest kick out of this. Your next retort: more insults. So easy.

Fuckin 18 year olds rock.... Some need to move away from mom and dad....

Dorothy, you are so predictable it's freaking hilarious!!! Your buttons are so easy to push! I get the biggest kick out of this. Your next retort: more insults. So easy. Originally Posted by Jericho99

Just Because I Curse Doesn't Necessarily Mean A Person Is Mad... For You To Think Im Upset Is Hillarious... Is The Word Insult The Only One You Have In Your Dictionary?

proof curse words can be used to express multiple feelings
(particularly the f-word)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rX7-R54-Q8

^^^^^ HEH

Damn that's a nightmare of a hobby story.. Yikes.. Sorry that happened to you

But as I posted EPIC FAILURE on toilet paper man. Your screening is not flawless. Imagine that Originally Posted by Jericho99

Sorry to interject, but in all my years of providing i never screened someone and happened to ask "btw do you have toilet paper in your ass prior to the appt?" When screening someone, you never know who might possibly have terrible hygiene & who doesnt realize when 6" of toilet paper is trapped in between their ass cheeks.. Cmon now.. Lol.

awesome post sweet!... unless you have an ass cam, lol

Sorry to interject, but in all my years of providing i never screened someone and happened to ask "btw do you have toilet paper in your ass prior to the appt?" When screening someone, you never know who might possibly have terrible hygiene & who doesnt realize when 6" of toilet paper is trapped in between their ass cheeks.. Cmon now.. Lol. Originally Posted by sweet.treat69

awesome post sweet!... unless you have an ass cam, lol Originally Posted by Tony Gambino

maybe.. Maybe not.. But I heard those "selfie sticks" or cams are fun.. Ijs

No matter how much you fucking screen you will not be able to figure out if someones ass likes to eat Toliet paper Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

ha! finally. as soon as I read the above

Sorry to interject, but in all my years of providing i never screened someone and happened to ask "btw do you have toilet paper in your ass prior to the appt?" When screening someone, you never know who might possibly have terrible hygiene & who doesnt realize when 6" of toilet paper is trapped in between their ass cheeks.. Cmon now.. Lol. Originally Posted by sweet.treat69

this was my thought. how the hell could someone screen for TP in the booty? thank you for letting me know I'm not the only one who thinks like I do. lol

I suppose like the one ad, where the girl required pic's of guys' junk, you girls could require guys to take pic's of their butts. not that the net isn't full of junk and butt pics.