crazy vegas adventures

looks like the ayes carried the day, in a real nail-biter, photo finish.
aye-1
nay-0
thx Georgio!

Screw your chi... Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

I knew the odds favored at least one worthwhile post in the midst of all this crap...and, finally...There it is! Thank you, Caroline.

The Final Chapter-Part II
Rory continues, while D and I listen, utterly transfixed, in the McDonald's food court.
"So here i am with 35,000 in chips in my pocket and a pimped out brother practically begging me to come back to the tables. i'm totally not impressed. then the dude offers me the shoes off his feet. literally. he takes off the most pimped out black and white alligator shoes i've ever seen and hands 'em to me. 'here you go.' and i thought well who the hell am i to rain on his parade? so we walk back to the table, him wearing only black socks on his feet, and me carrying his awesome pimp shoes. it was fucking crazy. when i get back to the table, the whole table erupts in cheers. i get my old spot back, 2 right of stick, and Deon moves back to his spot next to Marcus Washington, the former starting linebacker for the Redskins. i glance over at Marcus' chipstack. fucking ridiculous, i'd guess 2M."

i interject, " well i'm guessing you shot again, huh?"

"course. so dice come around to me."

i interrupt. my nephew knows what a crazy fuck i am, so i know he'll get my humor. "you went all in on the don't, right?"
he laughs. "almost. no i went all in on the do's."
D and i look at each other, with our jaws agape.
i reply, "oh my god, you are not kidding me, are you?"
he looks me straight in the eyes. "No."

to be continued...

I knew the odds favored at least one worthwhile post in the midst of all this crap...and, finally...There it is! Thank you, Caroline. Originally Posted by Don T. Lukbak

I live to serve.

I live to serve. Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

Caroline for prez '16! hillary? smillary.

She taint old enough to run...

She taint old enough to run... Originally Posted by pyramider

damn

Wait a min...I'm confused were u shooting or "Rory"? Originally Posted by Papageorgio

Rory. i was back at the hotel asleep. Originally Posted by pxmcc

i interrupt. my nephew knows what a crazy fuck i am, so i know he'll get my humor. "you went all in on the don't,right Originally Posted by pxmcc

So... are you asleep at the hotel or are you there. Make up your mind.



I hope you didn't miss me too much.

So... are you asleep at the hotel or are you there. Make up your mind.

I hope you didn't miss me too much. Originally Posted by Space Cowboy

lol.
i missed out on all the fun. Rory is filling me and D in on what we missed the next day. go look back at the pics spice posted on page 2 and see if u can solve the puzzle.

So... are you asleep at the hotel or are you there. Make up your mind.

I hope you didn't miss me too much. Originally Posted by Space Cowboy

lol. im about to get banned so i cant tell you to kiss my ass, otherwise i probably would. lol. but don't be too much of an ass or i'm not going to write the ending.
i missed out on all the fun. Rory is filling me and D in on what we missed the next day. go look back at the pics spice posted on page 2 and see if u can solve the puzzle.

So far your story really ain't been that interesting. Sonya had one paragraph that blew your sorry story out the water. So far all you've really said is "I'm a guy that went to Vegas and fucked a flat assed hooker". Not a very epic adventure. But carry on, as I know you will anyway.

So far your story really ain't been that interesting. Sonya had one paragraph that blew your sorry story out the water. So far all you've really said is "I'm a guy that went to Vegas and fucked a flat assed hooker". Not a very epic adventure. But carry on, as I know you will anyway. Originally Posted by Trey

that's cool trey. im still wondering how sonya's ex made out. ive seen some epic disasters, including one i know quite a bit about. lol
but describing D's booty as flat? umm, i'm guessing you would describe booty as "about average size." lol. D has a sprinter's booty to the max. i believe the proper description is "shelf booty" and "walnut cracker." lol

Youre just not getting it. For10+ years we went 2-3 times a month. My ex had offices there and in Newport Beach. Celebrities are not uncommon to see in Vegas. It's about a four hour drive from L.A. and a one hour flight. My ex played with 50-20g every time. (And I'm positive that's not special or exceptional for Vegas either) We went to every fight, stayed at all the best casinos and they all comped our stay, picked us up at the airport. And email invitations still. An Epic story is a matter of perspectives. You are not a special.snowflake. Neither am I for that matter. But bet money my stories are better. For fucks sake wrap it up.

If you want to feel special count how many times you have posted on your own thread. Then count how many times other people have commented. My guess is you are every bit double the number of posts. That should make you feel a "special" kind of stupid.

alright haters. u win. guess you'll just have to guess the ending. see ya in 6 months. unless i get in another pimp brawl. then ya'll get front row seats at the ufc. lol