A Safe Place To Hijack, BS and to be Nonsensical

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C'mon NAN that's CLASSIC!!!
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LD, love the new avatar.

BM: Dear one, if only you knew what I just did in my fantasy with myself. Originally Posted by UnderCoverDiva
UCD's top 5 fantasies
8) Mating like horny cats with boardman after raiding the dumpster at Hooter's
4) Mating like horny cats while hanging out outside the kitchen door at minutemaid park with boardman during a game.
1) Surprising boardman in his private alley wearing nothing but a smile and mating like horny cats.
3)A street light dinner with boardman behind Vic and Anthony's then mating like horny cats.

What, you thinck cats can count?
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you might be a coon ass if...

you can fool chicks from other states to visit your state to show tits on public streets for some crappy beads
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you might be a coon ass if you pay for pussy that you could get for free at an ice house.

I made myself cry.

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Top Five Questions To Butterball Turkey Talk-Line

  1. Is it okay to thaw my turkey in the bathtub while bathing my kids?
  2. Can I brine my turkey in the washing machine?
  3. Can I use my oven's self-cleaning cycle to speed up the cooking process?
  4. If I cut my turkey with a chainsaw will the oil affect the taste?
  5. Can I take my frozen turkey into my sauna to thaw it faster?
UCD's top 5 fantasies
8) Mating like horny cats with boardman after raiding the dumpster at Hooter's
4) Mating like horny cats while hanging out outside the kitchen door at minutemaid park with boardman during a game.
1) Surprising boardman in his private alley wearing nothing but a smile and mating like horny cats.
3)A street light dinner with boardman behind Vic and Anthony's then mating like horny cats.

What, you thinck cats can count? Originally Posted by boardman
Why, Boardman;

How do you know it was only 5 fantasies? You may not understand exactly what gave me the desire. I was lying in front of my mirror, taking some naughty pictures of myself..., and.... well let's just say that one scene led to another.
It's time for a boob-break!
I forgot to include my thoughts......
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It's time for a boob-break! Originally Posted by UnderCoverDiva
Hell yeah! Show us some tits! NICE DIVA!!!
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This thread just got a lot more interesting! Where is the subscribe button again? Just north of that perky nipple.
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I forgot to include my thoughts...... Originally Posted by UnderCoverDiva

Our thoughts seem to be on a similar path.
Here's some virtual crappy beads for ya!

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you might be a coon ass if...

you're eating crawfish, and you hear somebody say "hey don't eat that one, he's dead", you know exactly what they're talking about.
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Chuck Norris facts:

The Loch Ness Monster, and Bigfoot hid themselves far beyond civilization after they saw what Chuck Norris could do to a bear in Walker Texas Ranger
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What the heck kind of car is this?????????????

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boardman facts:
boardman shaves ice with his beard