To all of the self-proclaimed 'hot' guys

Hmm,

Well, I'm 5' something I think with a big beer belly, I think that's what it is. I have a few teeth left the last time I counted. I believe my pee, pee is still 3" hard but, I'm not sure any more because I can't see it.

I can't lick pussy well because I don't know how and I can't hear so, instructions are out.

Am I hot??? I'm not sure and no one tells me I'm hot.

Damn this is to darn hard to figure out and I think I just peed my pants

Hmm,

Well, I'm 5' something I think with a big beer belly, I think that's what it is. I have a few teeth left the last time I counted. I believe my pee, pee is still 3" hard but, I'm not sure any more because I can't see it.

I can't lick pussy well because I don't know how and I can't hear so, instructions are out.

Am I hot??? I'm not sure and no one tells me I'm hot.

Damn this is to darn hard to figure out and I think I just peed my pants Originally Posted by Passion2015

Lol, sexy!!

I am not going to claim I am hot, but I would love to play CAH. Infamous One says it would be a memorable experience.

This was the hilarious, ah I can't even. Thanks beautiful for the laugh. Did I just call you beautiful....lol. Wink wink!

Slow. Golf. Clap.
I need a smoke after a rant that good.

What is the point of this post? Does this girl realize that she is a hooker?

We all sell our time to someone Yolo. You work eight hours a day? We all have standards and expectations. If you are that crass, you probably don't meet the standard. Butthurt retort in 3....2....1...

We all sell our time to someone . Originally Posted by Lioness

Exactly! Someone give this man a blowjob!

Exactly! Someone give this man a blowjob! Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

Send him over!! Lick lick!

Exactly! Someone give this man a blowjob! Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

Well, sell, not give. Yew'd be settin' a bad precedent, uthawise.

We all sell our time to someone Yolo. You work eight hours a day? We all have standards and expectations. If you are that crass, you probably don't meet the standard. Butthurt retort in 3....2....1... Originally Posted by Lioness

Except you sell for dignity for $60 per "QV" and then you have to shower off the smell of plan B & shame. Rekt.

Except you sell for dignity for $60 per "QV" and then you have to shower off the smell of plan B & shame. Rekt. Originally Posted by Yoloswagginz

Wow tell us how you really feel... if you think prostitution is so disgusting, why are you on this fucking website?

I don't shower to wash off the smell of an odorless emergency contraceptive (which I don't take) or shame. I shower because sex is sweaty and bathing feels nice. I've also showered after my real world job and I've heard of others doing this as well. I shower after a workout too- oten to rid myself of the shame that I couldn't push through one more rep or run one more mile.

How about you pay me $60 and I'll punch you in the dick?

LMAO... Other whores putting themselves in the same perspective as Lioness!!!???? What a hoot.

Damn fine post Claire.

I'm actually pretty hot. Originally Posted by Bach

Weeeeee I love hot guys.... Fat wallets, and the ones that can charm my panties off!!

Wow tell us how you really feel... if you think prostitution is so disgusting, why are you on this fucking website?

I don't shower to wash off the smell of an odorless emergency contraceptive (which I don't take) or shame. I shower because sex is sweaty and bathing feels nice. I've also showered after my real world job and I've heard of others doing this as well. I shower after a workout too- oten to rid myself of the shame that I couldn't push through one more rep or run one more mile.

How about you pay me $60 and I'll punch you in the dick? Originally Posted by lizshue81

That feeling when you are "low volume" only because an extremely LOW VOLUME of people want to see you I have seen better looking whores outside the ARCH downtown.