You know you're a Provider/Hobbyist when....

modus's Avatar
  • modus
  • 04-29-2014, 06:12 PM
When you know where every ATM is in a ten mile radius.
Jessika Sweetz's Avatar
haha very funny nurse! lol i have actually slipped out a giggle when i see the lube service sign!
you are at REI and head to the COT section first. lol
When you go to alert that a one night stand offered bbfs and realize she wasnt a provider.
When you are with a guy you are dating and you look at him and say I cant do full service its my time of the month.
Sir Lancehernot's Avatar
Two things yesterday:
1) You see a car with the license plate "LOVE DP," and look inside, hoping a hot chick is driving it. (It was a guy -- with another guy in the passenger seat. )
2) You see an early-20s Latina hottie at Sam's, and your first thought is "Camp Bowie or McCart?"
When you begin to wonder if every girl you see dressed minutely, provocatively or casually, or dressed at all is a provider.

When you start a conversation in hopes that the lady is a provider and could care less about anything else.
When you check your eccie inbox before your general email.
When the energy drink girl at the gas station looks like someone on your to-do list and you're tempted to ask if it's really her.
bored@home's Avatar
1) You see a car with the license plate "LOVE DP," and look inside, hoping a hot chick is driving it. (It was a guy -- with another guy in the passenger seat. ) Originally Posted by Sir Lancehernot
Lmao.. Same situation but black vet on pgb most afternoons with plate HED - DOC..finally got a good view and pretty sure its safe to assume she's a shrink or similar.
L.A.'s Avatar
  • L.A.
  • 06-20-2014, 07:34 AM
When you have 15 contacts in your phone that all start with the name of your boss and then some kind of identifying abbreviate after the name.
You're in C++ class and the professor uses the term "cin" and you swear he just said "cim" and try not to giggle.
When you girlfriend is showing you her new shirt and you think, I could wear that as a dress.

When your friends are to embarrassed to go to the the hard ware store with you

FunInDFW's Avatar
You're in C++ class and the professor uses the term "cin" and you swear he just said "cim" and try not to giggle. Originally Posted by tntangie
Did not expect any answer containing c++ :lol
Did not expect any answer containing c++ :lol Originally Posted by FunInDFW
Fun, didn't you know I'm a nerd? I've mentioned this on the board quite a few times.

I also saw the integral of e^x^2 Which supposedly can't be taken. I have to ask my professor.

Had a client ask me to integrate it, which I couldn't do with U substitution.

But when you look at it, it looks like Se^x^2. At first I didn't see the word sex, but then, after I tried to do the math - there it was. Provider mode didn't kick in at first. Math nerd did.