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I know some clients sign up as members to write fake reviews for whatever Provider just to make them sound all fly. Usually it's a boyfriend or agency. (Total Creeps in my book).
It totally makes me wet to know I'm bad ass at what I do. It's all about the experience you have behind you that gives you superfly pride. It just get's me off like crazy, multiple time knowing I earn my shit, and teach my girls the same ediqute of Providing That's what's up A V A L O V E Originally Posted by Ava Love

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Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

What the...? Brooke, I know that you'd like us to repair your errors when we quote you....and believe me, I would if I could....But Baby, not even God could repair that Mac-n_Cheese abortion you've got going on there.
WTF?


That's prolly what TMFT's spunck looks like...all old and chunky ...Bleahh!

Everybody will remember this too! Watch, the next time you're about to eat some Mac-N-Cheese, you'll thinck of TMFT's spunck. It's gonna' happen too. Just watch...









I remind a lot of people of very old cheese... don't know if it's the texture or the smell... Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas

"I'll take both for $500 Bob.........."


You're not foolin' me. I'd be willing to bet you're young and handsome..............

Cute turtles. Originally Posted by luxury daphne

Thank you. I got them when they were as small as nickels, almost 4 years ago.

lol.. I was rereading through this thread.. starting at the part when we started showing our looniness.. and it is fuckin classic.. what's your favorite post/ pic in this thread? I'ma find mine Originally Posted by luxury daphne

I know. I will randomly click through here from time to time and there is something on every page that makes me crack up.

Just so you know.... some turtles can breathe underwater through their butts ... for real.... Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas

No way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeez..... LD, that could take awhile.Theres so much to choose from. I still can't believe they did'nt close us down weeks ago.




self edit!! The breathin' butt turtles!! Theres one right there!

TMFT Now Brooke's gonna be watchin' the tank lookin' for air bubbles to be comin' outta their butts...........
You rock!
I'd love to see that...........

Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Now these two look like something that I would eat... where did you get these mac-and-cheeses?

The 1st one is greek mac & cheese & the 2ed is lobster mac & cheese.

I just googled mac and cheese and searched pictures.

Heres the greek

http://www.saveur.com/article/Recipe...Mac-and-Cheese

Heres the lobster

http://www.saveur.com/article/Recipe...oni-and-Cheese

self edit!! The breathin' butt turtles!! Theres one right there!

TMFT Now Brooke's gonna be watchin' the tank lookin' for air bubbles to be comin' outta their butts...........
You rock!
I'd love to see that........... Originally Posted by onehitwonder

Hell I'm still trying to figure out how they have sex. Its doggie style, but I cant tell where the dick is and where the pussy is. This picture is about a year old.

Ok here are a few of my favs... I think SKF won this round..

Originally Posted by luxury daphne

Nah, simpleton is still trying to call her.. try back in an hour

Originally Posted by luxury daphne

Don't nobody be offended, I just thought this was funny as fuck
Originally Posted by luxury daphne

Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

91. interweb researching bitches
92. crazy ass picture posting bitches
93. call the CL/BP poser bitches-out bitches
94. bitches checking out other bitches bitches
95. banned bitches who now have to behave bitches




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. Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

Thanks for the recipes.. you're putting that computer to work aren't ya?

LD ... I got you some flowers for your 1,600 post