NFL and Houston Texans Superthread: Are we ready for some football?

I'm actually going to pound the shit out of the Steelers at -5 and NE at -15 tomorrow, Fucking USC's Faggot asses prevented me from winning today SMH

Both shall be winners.

wtf the Ravens are 1 point underdogs to the Eagles and D Jack + J. Mac are both questionable?..

Da Bears.....are who we thought they were.....but green bay did not let em off the hook......hahahahaha....

Had my worst weekend EVER gambling.

Fuck Tom Brady and the Pats. How they gonna drop a home game to the MotherFucking CARDINALS? REALLY?!

Saints last week, Pats this week, I'm just sticking to college, Fuck this shit.

At least the Texans won today, not that pleased with the offense again, I think the Jags just really, really, really suck. Denver next week should be a better sign to where we're at.

Oh, and I like how Jacoby Jones is now a good WR..

Jacboy Jones is the number one trend in all of Twitter right now. Cra

If I got to go to a game or watch one with a nice (or naughty gent)....and got the breakdown of truly understanding the details,strategy etc of football without laughing at me I could better converse here so guess I'll wait on gettin Slam Dunked and try Tail gating .....kinda freaky LOL!! Maybe on commercials or half time ??? P.s.....Happy football Sunday perverts & pervettes !!!

Sundays are always better when the Texans win... and the Cowboys lose.

If I got to go to a game or watch one with a nice (or naughty gent)....and got the breakdown of truly understanding the details,strategy etc of football without laughing at me I could better converse here so guess I'll wait on gettin Slam Dunked and try Tail gating .....kinda freaky LOL!! Maybe on commercials or half time ??? P.s.....Happy football Sunday perverts & pervettes !!! Originally Posted by Exotic Beauty

You will love this game if you give it a chance, it's addicting.

We're all pretty much just junkies in here sharing a needle lol

Exotic.........i would suggest going to class with ''coach satin'' theres no charge for the class,no time limit,and he specializes in private tutoring....He would be happy to show u all standards and procedures.......of the game...........latinas even get to stay after class to make sure they get the ''FULL LESSON...........

Lmao Mix, thanks bro, but there may be others more qualified than me for the job. I just don't have enough patience.

Daddio, where are you bro? Nice win huh? The other good news is our buddy Willy (Cat-Man to me) has decided to re-start the "Snatch and Stats" posts he used to make. They are by far the most anticipated posts in this thread. Can't wait....

Texans 2-0!!!!!

Lmao, Satin Snatchhunter!! Watt is a monster!!! Fuck paying Barwin, we better save the Brinks truckload of $$$$ for JJ Watt!!!! When we gonna party and watch a game together with Snatch everywhere? Exotic Beauty is down, I am sure one of us can show her what to measure for a first down!! I bet you have plenty of Cheerleaders ready for a Texans watch party!! Next Sunday at 3:25 Playa, Peyton will feel the Pain!!!

Week 3 is when the season really starts. Miami and the Jags were cupcakes compared to our upcoming schedule.

Dude, I predicted way back in this thread The Milkman was going to be our best and most disruptive defensive player -and losing Mario was no big deal. I know it's early but I can already see a trip to Canton in his future...

Dude is just a sick freak. But have you seen "Sorrio's" stats this year for Buffalo?(3 tackles & 0 sacks in 2 games) Lmfao...what a joke....he has to be the most overrated "superstar" in the league. He's a physical freak as far as body, but has NO heart and a terrible "motor"...

Well I'm nervous about facing Peyton. We will need to throw everything but the kitchen sink at him to contain him. My worst fear is he will smell blood with KJ and go at him repeatedly since he's our weakest defender by far. I hope Danieal Manning helps him out with safety help, but I fear the worse.

Come on Cat-Man, hook us up!!!!

Mario consistently over rushed too wide for the time he played last year - consistently taking himself out of plays. He does not have a spin or swim move that takes him past the interior line nor is he able to bull thru his tackle a la Reggie White or Bruce Smith.

More "bad" news: Pornstaro (or was it 1RP?) was finally right - Reggie Bush looks like a better #1 choice. It took 4 years though.

Dear God this is funny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifE6XkqMX9g