Slap Your Mamma, Cheaters Never Prosper

LD ...... Most of my faves in this thread were posted by you.

I fucking love the google one that says white people stole my car and google comes back and says "did you mean black people stole my car"

OHW ... I know you've seen a pig in a blanket .... but what about a pig in a bag?

Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

91. interweb researching bitches
92. crazy ass picture posting bitches
93. call the CL/BP poser bitches-out bitches
94. bitches checking out other bitches bitches
95. banned bitches who now have to behave bitches


I some how missed these 5 bitches.

I get the feeling 91, 93, 95 are about me ...

I'm kind'a offended ... so to get even, from now I'm posting in your font SKF .

OHW ... I know you've seen a pig in a blanket .... but what about a pig in a bag?



Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

A sack lunch!! Just kiddin'!

Now back to the turtles..........so you can't find their private parts? Would'nt they pretty much be in the same area as most critters?


And girls,
I thinck TMFT needs a intervention! The Discovery Channel has taken over. First he came with "The Sofia-Ness Monster" then sharks with 2 weinies. Then whales with 10ft tongues who breath thru a hole in their head, and NOW butt breathin' turtles???? So who's gonna call A&E?

A sack lunch!! Just kiddin'! Originally Posted by onehitwonder

OMG!!! That was mean!!! I'm glad Tiny can't read. He's be pissed!

Now back to the turtles..........so you can't find their private parts? Would'nt they pretty much be in the same area as most critters? Originally Posted by onehitwonder

LOL!! I kind'a figured that. What I mean is I have never seen a dick insert in a pussy (remember we are talking about turtles).

No way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Some turtles, not all, can absorb oxygen through the mucus membranes of their rectum. It is possible for the turtles to sustain an oxygen supply for an extended period of time through this process.

Hell I'm still trying to figure out how they have sex.
Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Apparently ... very loudly... if you still don't understand ... I'll just have to show you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0A77...eature=related

Just so you know.... some turtles can breathe underwater through their butts ... for real.... Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas

[quote=onehitwonder;564839]Dude! You need to put the remote down.............please step away from the remote.....................

TMFT You are a mess!!!

edit?
I'm not sure what just happened???

[quote=onehitwonder;565800]

Dude! You need to put the remote down.............please step away from the remote.....................

TMFT You are a mess!!!

edit?
I'm not sure what just happened??? Originally Posted by onehitwonder

When you need totally useless information... I'm kinda the GoTo guy...

Did I mention I am permanently banned from Jeopardy...

SKF ... does this picture remind you of something you started that you forgot to finish?

I googled "girl getting ate by shark" & these 2 pictures popped up .. WTF?

This first one is OHW & SKF back in the 70's

Land Shark...

Eat my dust ... wanna be post whores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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So this is where everyone went to increase their post count? Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

I love this post from page number 3 (I think) ... Man I have never been more right in my life!

Eat my dust ... wanna be post whores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Top Posters

Brooke Wild ---- 2313

ANONONE ----- 2309

boardman ----- 2247

notanewbie ---- 2243

lisa.lisa0302 --- 2232 Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

... I learned bigger is not better....? Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Liar...

Liar... Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas

Damn it, you got me!