Slap Your Mamma, Cheaters Never Prosper

I just received a PM from St. C.

To: All fucktards on the Houston board
Attached is a bill for $3587.69 for a new server so you can keep posting stupid shit in the Slap your mama thread.
Your dues will be increased accordingly until the equipment is paid for.

Woo Hoo, I guess that means we can go to 3000!

So no congrats to me for getting the 2000th post in this thread? Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

sorry, I read it as MY 2000th post.

although I have posted something like 90 in this monstrosity.

25. songs that have a dance you can do with it i.e. Electric Slide, Ricky Bobby, Soulja Boy
26. barbeque
27. all you can eat buffets
28. free shit

28. free shit

you are wrong for that.

Church's Fried Chicken would have been less offensive.

What??

I love free shit, but I hate Church's. Popeye's baby, Popeye's.

29. That guy that drives the Conn's truck.

Popeye's...agreed. That is why Church's is offensive. They're aint no chicken like Popeyes. I once did russian with two spicy breasts. Sweet.

Come on now everybody likes free shit especially free pussy lol

List of stuff Rednecks Like

#1 Government Cheese

White people like KFC lmao

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Rednecks

List of stuff Rednecks Like

#1 Government Cheese
Originally Posted by boardman

And shiney stuff like fishing lures

White people like KFC lmao Originally Posted by Eccie Addict

List of stuff Rednecks Like

#1 Government Cheese
Originally Posted by boardman

we used to make grilled cheese sammiches out of that, without the bread.