BBW & There Language

Straight Larry Holmes,flabby and sick status

Originally Posted by NubianPrince

IF Larry's flabby, it's because he's too sick (with the diabetes) and too old to maintain the work ethic he kept in Easton while he was active. Amateur fighters from all over that area were taken on pilgrimages by their trainers to watch and take inspiration from him training at his gym. And maybe he's not truly flabby the way lifer couch taters are, maybe he's hard fat, and maybe that extra weight adds a bit of snap to the kicking-mule jab that was his trademark. Maybe even "just" his jab would still put pretty much any tard from the Ick down for the count. I'd really, really hate being on the receiving end of one...and that's a fact.

Well at least people stopped using the term big boned. Originally Posted by Hottentot Venus

Horribly unfeminine description. I'd rather be thought of as BBW.

"Big boned" always brought me a mental vision of an impossibly huge phallus on a beanpole guy out of a cartoon porno, or a ribeye off a steroid-laced cow taking more growth hormones than Sylvester Stallone and the MLB.

The words the acronym BBW stand for are a contradiction in terms...there...language... Originally Posted by Wakeup

BBW is only a contradiction of terms depending upon personal taste. "Big" and "beautiful" and "woman" do not have individual negative connotations in the English language, so why should they when used in conjunction?

Perception-wise, you can chose to decipher the acronym a wee bit creatively. Bodaciously Bawdy Wench works for me.

Is it true the average Houston hooker is 23 lbs heavier than the average Dallas whore? Or does it just seem that way?

Horribly unfeminine description. I'd rather be thought of as BBW.

"Big boned" always brought me a mental vision of an impossibly huge phallus on a beanpole guy out of a cartoon porno, or a ribeye off a steroid-laced cow taking more growth hormones than Sylvester Stallone and the MLB.


BBW is only a contradiction of terms depending upon personal taste. "Big" and "beautiful" and "woman" do not have individual negative connotations in the English language, so why should they when used in conjunction?

Perception-wise, you can chose to decipher the acronym a wee bit creatively. Bodaciously Bawdy Wench works for me. Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

As always Fancy nails it ...I like that, Bodaciously Bawdy Wench ..has a nice ring to it

Fat chics give the best head cause they always hungry!!

Damn ma what were u thinking when u uploaded this photo?not a good look at all...
I like big,curvy women who are built right but this is recycle bin status

Straight Larry Holmes,flabby and sick status

Originally Posted by NubianPrince

I love my haters

I love my haters Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

+1 sugar

Is it true the average Houston hooker is 23 lbs heavier than the average Dallas whore? Or does it just seem that way? Originally Posted by Don T. Lukbak

I don't know, why don't you relocate to Dallas & do some further research.


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Yeah, see, I could beat off to that pic of Dorothy

Yeah, see, I could beat off to that pic of Dorothy Originally Posted by jayc987

You could?

someone already said it and I can't spell who gives a shit Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

You're obviously really dumb judging by your posts...Don't own it like you do. Try to give a shit.

Is it true the average Houston hooker is 23 lbs heavier than the average Dallas whore? Or does it just seem that way? Originally Posted by Don T. Lukbak

Any of y'all ever see a real fat woman try to SCUBA dive? It's not a frequent sighting, thank goodness, but it is fucking hilarious when you see it. Guaranteed she won't have half the weights she will need to achieve neutral buoyancy...and she'll cadge weights from anyone around her. But she ain't ever going to get neutral because she didn't bring an engine block or a logging chain to strap it on with. So she'll just bob around with a snorkle and get a third degree sunburn while everyone else is at 80 feet.

Anyway...in the spirit of this thread of how fat whores use funny terms to attempt to "fit" an ISO, here's one I'd like to see:

"Hey hon, I'm available....I'm not exactly a spinner, more voluptuous and full-figured than THOSE tramps, but, hey, I'm a REAL woman...and I can attain neutral buoyancy in the Gulf with only 65 lbs of dive weights! Let's hook up!"

Naw, still wouldn't fuck her but I could respect that.

"hook up"?

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Last time I checked BBW doesn't stand for unattractive.