You know you're a Provider/Hobbyist when....

When people at work keep referring to Chip-on-Flex designs as COF and it makes you smile every time.

On a quick trip to walgreens, you wonder if your small basket of items totally gives you away as a hooker to the check out person.

When you use more burn phone (phones you throw away after one use) than James Bond

I have a guy at my job whose last name is Tuma. I can't help but laugh everytime I see him.

You know you are a hobbyist if the only time you go into a gas station is to use the atm and buy condoms. Any other time...i pay at the pump.

When your friend says I haven't seen you around lately and you say your banned. lol. Their like wtf huh?

Spell check and Auto correct have learned and automatically try to use words like ECCIE,
P411, your screen name or handle.

When you have to explain to your RL friends what you do during the day when you are obviously not at school.

"I go paint stuff and hang out at my girlfriend's house in North Dallas. Mostly hang out. "

That way I don't have to bring back anything to show them! And, it keeps it close to the truth so I don't forget my lie.

Once or twice I've had to be careful not to refer to myself as Rambro Creed in any other setting.

When I can't even have civilian sex without acting out the whole "prep" for an appointment prior.

Lucky guy gets a squeaky clean kitty.. even if it takes 30 mins for me to jump back in bed with him after we make out for a bit.

When you have to explain to your RL friends what you do during the day when you are obviously not at school.

"I go paint stuff and hang out at my girlfriend's house in North Dallas. Mostly hang out. "

That way I don't have to bring back anything to show them! And, it keeps it close to the truth so I don't forget my lie. Originally Posted by tntangie

Hey its close enough to: "I let guys paint my tits with their cum"

When I can't even have civilian sex without acting out the whole "prep" for an appointment prior.

Lucky guy gets a squeaky clean kitty.. even if it takes 30 mins for me to jump back in bed with him after we make out for a bit. Originally Posted by Reese Foster

Thinking back to when I was married, I almost feel bad for not being "provider clean" every time. Almost. Lol.

Some nights and mornings we just woke up and fucked without a shower or anything. Seems gross to think of it now.

When girls hobby sense tingle and they proposition you freely stopped at a light.

Do I have hobbyist tattooed to my forehead? This has happened numerous times,

...when you don't go home improvement shopping for your home.

Thinking back to when I was married, I almost feel bad for not being "provider clean" every time. Almost. Lol.

Some nights and mornings we just woke up and fucked without a shower or anything. Seems gross to think of it now. Originally Posted by thathottnurse

I know right!! Kind of takes the spontaneity out of things. I'm going for counseling!

I know right!! Kind of takes the spontaneity out of things. I'm going for counseling! Originally Posted by Reese Foster

I want audio of those sessions!!

Awww... morning sex is the best. Pussy has been marinating overnight. Big difference between that and nasty taco syndrome.

For me, I don't have to explain the definition of "work" to my doctor anymore. 3 month birth control, not a problem.
Neither is regular testing.
Being open about my "job" makes it so much easier.