Best Movie Quote EVER!

and dont even get me started on Friday....

"There's no crying in baseball"!

"go cry on the horsey"... and "I don't care if you play it like a one-eyed, purple, Episcapalan kangaroo...."

HB

Tyler Durden: Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?
Narrator: No, no, I... don't...
Tyler Durden: Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.
Narrator: It isn't?
Tyler Durden: We don't need him!


~Fight Club

it's poop again

Meet Bill -Working sucks scene

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-6IKhHgZA4

Casablance - Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

Goodfellas - As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.

Tyler Durden: Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?
Narrator: No, no, I... don't...
Tyler Durden: Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.
Narrator: It isn't?
Tyler Durden: We don't need him!


~Fight Club Originally Posted by Jessie Austin

I Love pretty much any quote from Fight Club!!

National Lampoons Vacation - Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey: So, everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.

Scarlett...
What's the first rule?
Bonus points if you know all the rules without looking!!!

'Badges!' 'We don't need no stinking badges!'

Clark: It's a one year membership in the jelly of the month club.
Eddie: Clark, that's the gift that keeps on givin' the whole year.
Clark: That it is Edward... That it is indeed.


National Lampoons Christmas Vacation,
I love that movie!

I too was going to mention the war room quote and a slightly different quote from LOA- "then it must have been written".

You could do not just a thread, but a complete forum dedicated to Airplane.

"Remember when Richard Dix tried to take over the town?"
"We've got save our phoney baloney jobs- Hrrmph, Hrrmph".
"I'm working for Mel Brooks".

I'll add a little twist and not name the movies, only the quotes:

"Refund? Refund?"

"Has anybody got a dime? Somebody's gonna have to go back and get a shit load of dimes."

"...whom we all know as Joe the Policeman in the What's Going Down episode of That's My Mama."


"As soon as I get home I'm gonna punch your mama in the mouth."

"No matter where you go, there you are."

{"Whoa Jim!"
"Excuse me."
"That's a bad outfit."}

"I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore."


{"In other words your throwing me out."
"Not in other words. Those are the perfect words."}

And my absolute favorite.

{"I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!"
"Your winnings Sir".
"Thank you".}