Slap Your Mamma, Cheaters Never Prosper

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Things You'll Never Hear a Redneck Say...

7) We're vegetarians.
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Things You'll Never Hear a Redneck Say...

8) I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
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Things You'll Never Hear a Redneck Say...

9) I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
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Holy shit now that is some funny shit. I know someone that would probably make a baby swing or whatever that is out of duct tape lol
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Holy shit now that is some funny shit. I know someone that would probably make a baby swing or whatever that is out of duct tape lol Originally Posted by Eccie Addict
Cute baby! I got one about the same age. Hmmm..... thats not a bad..........nah, better not!
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It will be safe Hitta. Did you know that they did a documentary on duct tape? You can tow a truck with duct tape. Even pick a vehicle up with it. That dhit is amazing stuff. You even shut someone up with it if you want. But don't go doing that ok I don't want to be a co conspirator or whatever they call that lol
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Stoopit! You're silly!!
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It's amazing stuff really. Who needs to spend money on sex swings and toys when you got duct tape. Hey if we can't post this mind of stuff in this thread then where can we right lmao
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They say its the first thing a real man reaches for in a pinch!
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I'm telling you. You can do damn near anything for 2.00 with that stuff. You could probably make one hell of a dildo with that stuff if you were broke and horny enough but men and women are different in that respect lol
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Oh........yay..........thanks for the Helpful Hint Heloise!!.............
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That remark was not directed to you specifically. It was meant to be funny. I'd make one for me but I don't do anal so it wont do me any good lol
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You Sir, are TOUCHED and not by an angel................TTYL, LOL