ASK "SL" Whats your question.... go ahead make my day!

We should change the name of this ThreAD to "Ask Mijo!" Originally Posted by mbinlincoln

Y'all ain't ready for me!

Mijo! Mijo! Mijo! Mijo! Mijo! Mijo! Mijo! Mijo! Mijo! Mijo! Mijo! Mijo! Mijo! Mijo! Mijo! Mijo! Mijo! ...

Some told me if I turn my avatar upside down I'll be able to look under the chicks dresses!? LOL

And if they post right above or below me... hell thats "69". Originally Posted by Still Looking

Freak! Whassssup SL?

We should change the name of this ThreAD to "Ask Mijo!" Originally Posted by mbinlincoln

Hell I'm game!

Here is your new "pitch" Mijo...

"Take A Chance On Me!"



Ok... fire away... I'll be here on the side lines just in case IV shows up!

Hell I'm game!

Here is your new "pitch" Mijo...

"Take A Chance On Me!"



Ok... fire away... I'll be here on the side lines just in case IV shows up!
Originally Posted by Still Looking

There's only ONE SL and only ONE Mijo. There's a reason. Carry on. SL, you agree?

1) Mijo... why are the Asian and Thai providers so DAYUM hot?

2) Mijo is it true that when you had your session with London Rayne she made you her "bitch"?

1) Mijo... why are the Asian and Thai providers so DAYUM hot?

Thai Champagne...have you ever had?

2) Mijo is it true that when you had your session with London Rayne she made you her "bitch"?

Hmmmmmmmm

Originally Posted by Still Looking

See above. Questions?

I'll tell tomorrow. Gotta go!

I'll tell tomorrow. Gotta go! Originally Posted by mijo(BFE)

Hell I didn't even have enough time to go take a pee. OK, back to business! I need some Chiquitita's" to post....

Hey SL, Will the Slamdango ever be made into an Olympic sport?

I see huge marketing potential.

Hey SL, Will the Slamdango ever be made into an Olympic sport?

I see huge marketing potential. Originally Posted by bojulay

Olympic mattress sports.... gold medal in the Slamdango.... I'm thincking...... LOL


Then the winner would take it all

SL, I'm bored...problem is, when I get bored, I get into "trouble". What are some things you do when you're bored? Need a Top TEN on this one...
(hint: I'm not "playing" this weekend. Come around too much and wind up "over-staying" your welcome if you get my drift. My dick doesn't give a fuck 'bout that noise. I do though. Pacing myself.)

SL'S Top 10 What To As A Bored Hobbyist
1) Go ask WakeUp & Pyramider a few stupid questions. You in for a day or week of fun!
2) Start a threAD about NBA... that’s never been done before.
3) Post jokes in the AR forum and see if they get it.
4) Send a PM to Sexy Brittany and tell her you hate her new bolt on’s.
5) Try and set an appointment with Shayla in Toronto and ask if she does out call.
6) Pick out any provider that’s posting and insult them. Tell them Fast Gun sent you! Always call them “bitches” they like that, according to FG.
7) Ask Pyramider to post “taint” pictures.
8) Start a threAD about BBW'S and see how many people you can piss off.
9) Send PM'S to a bunch of MODS and tell them you only have 10 handles and you can't seem to get the 11th one to work.
10) Start a threAD and ask IV if she wants to make $20 the hard way!

11) See how man ABBA songs you can post before someone says something! LOL

They had an ad contest in Austin for a $100 session with the $100 going to charity. Here is my ad....






Ladies don't let this baby face fool you. If you’re looking for a man that could really give a shit if you cum or not.... I'm your guy! DATY... KISSING... are you kidding me? MSOG....we better be playing soccer. You want me to slap what? Don't waste my time and I won't waste yours. Greek... I'm no travel agent! I'll "Slamdango your ass, ride you hard and put you away wet! If that sounds good to you then lets text back and forth for hours till you change your mind. And FYI: I never know where in the hell I'm at so this might take a while. Also I'm high volume and you'll need to expect to circle around the hotel texting with air traffic control till I get the ass out of the room, who is before you! I'm only doing this to get through Man Whore School... so gratuities are greatly appreciated! Oh and bring me some smokes, condoms and two energy drinks!