You know you're a Provider/Hobbyist when....

For me, I don't have to explain the definition of "work" to my doctor anymore. 3 month birth control, not a problem.
Neither is regular testing.
Being open about my "job" makes it so much easier. Originally Posted by tntangie

By the way, THIS DOES NOT MEAN I DO BBFS!

The 3 month birth control stops my period, and the regular testing is for my own health and peace of mind.

Jeez. Sorry some would take that to IMPLY I would dare do BBFS! For fuck's sake!

When driving by all the incalls I've visited, I recall all the good times I've had. Man I've been to dozens of motels/hotels. lol

On a quick trip to walgreens, you wonder if your small basket of items totally gives you away as a hooker to the check out person. Originally Posted by thathottnurse

i wonder this when i am at walmart lol

...when you get that awkward feeling as the front desk clerk gives you the stink-eye as you're walking out exactly 30 mins or 1 hr later.

...or you hit alternate exit in the back and walk the extra mile to avoid the stink-eye all together.

......when you see an "Investigation" in the local news where the "Blow the lid" off the latest Message Parlor/Underground Strip Club/Brothel/Swingers Club and you bristle because you know they got half of the facts wrong........

......When you see a REALLY HOT GIRL at and Applebees, having lunch with an overweight gentleman in his 40's-50's and automatically think they're on a Meet-and-Greet....

When driving by all the incalls I've visited, I recall all the good times I've had. Man I've been to dozens of motels/hotels. lol Originally Posted by biglatinmale

There some where I've made multiple visits, and one or two rooms within where I've seen more than one girl in.

When I left the hobby for local soccer-moms I discovered that fucking in 5 positions and coming on her tits exactly 90 minutes after starting could arouse suspicion -- "Who the hell are you and how did you do that??"

Can't remember how I answered but the truth was, years of conditioning.

EDIT: Jeeze, Angie I just saw you up there. Thot we were going riding You look great, dear!

On the phone with insurance company:

Rep: Who is your provider?
Me: Excuse me?
Rep: Your healthcare provider
Me: Oh (egg on face)

On the phone with insurance company:

Rep: Who is your provider?
Me: Excuse me?
Rep: Your healthcare provider
Me: Oh (egg on face) Originally Posted by dongeykong

Lol exactly

Thanks Jfred!

When you are doing RL work in the FTW hotspot and see the morning run on swisher sweets.

When at work and notating accounts in the system, you chuckle at the abbreviations that are used.
FS- facility statement
BB- buy back; CG- Current Guarantee; ISO- initial surrender offer
And my favorite: COF- calc offer foreclosed.
This makes work not so boring sometimes.