Peter Fucktard Cotton Tail

stfu how do i have a mommy tummy if i have no fucking kids Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Some tards mention it in the reviews

Some tards mention it in the reviews Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

well they need fucking glasses because i have no mommy tummy

well they need fucking glasses because i have no mommy tummy Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

That's funny.

Often I receive nasty PMs from tards that say "Hey GS you mother fucker. I fucked that new girl you reviewed and she: ...

-- was ugly

-- had a mommy tummy

or

-- had butt zits."

I usually just tell them....

....."Sorry, I took my glasses off."

yo that glasses off sex. Sometimes could be better.

Had this sexy bp spinner with a mommy stretch marks and a birthmark clear cross her nose..

but she'd do this super hot fore-play ritual that leads to mind blowing penetration.

I'd purposely dump the contacts for glasses each session with her. enjoyed the fuck out it every single time.

The ladies tell me, "Oh GS, you look so much hotter with your glasses off."

I tell them, "You too, baby. Let me take them off."

Just tell him he's got tp in his ass. I've had a couple guys with lil bits of torn tissue on their dick and I just tell them to go wash up and get the tp off. Better to let him know that you're not giving him a bj because he's gross instead of him thinking that you're just not willing.

Just tell him he's got tp in his ass. I've had a couple guys with lil bits of torn tissue on their dick and I just tell them to go wash up and get the tp off. Better to let him know that you're not giving him a bj because he's gross instead of him thinking that you're just not willing. Originally Posted by HoneyRyder007

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