Hobbiest selling himself!!!!

I knew something smelled "FISHY" your bail money was way too low, federally funded? And that Thai smuggling ring has some long tentacles, are you sure witness protection will be enough? I can recommend some highly trained construction site commandos I met "on the job". They don't come cheap though. Now that your covers blown, is that gonna blow the movie deal? That was gonna supplement my retirement. Damn, back to work, slinging dick for a living ain't easy, but if you love your job, is it really work?
My retirement specials still apply until I build up my client base again.

new pictures in your
Showcase?

Movie deal still on track, redford wants to play you, clooney has conflict , working on "where's DG?" Comedy filming in new orleans... a WU production i think. You need to keep Siberia in check, i keep getting rotten mackerels wrapped in newspaper in my pool. She really liked my fluking and blow hole squirting. Getting a bulbouse job and a fluke reduction , to hide my identity. Dont know how much longer i can comunicate. Using a iguana land line. Shady shady, let me know how those cubans taste, rolled on virgin mermain tails. Later!

new pictures in your
Showcase? Originally Posted by siberia

Siberia, pimpin ain't easy, huh? Orca is booked all the way till after the 25th, now you are promoting HH? What's your cut, you Bayou Shady Lady?

^^^^ she also sells Chum, a side gig, ask her about it...

She offered some blue crabs a month or so ago out of season....

Siberia, pimpin ain't easy, huh? Orca is booked all the way till after the 25th, now you are promoting HH? What's your cut, you Bayou Shady Lady? Originally Posted by Camille Fox

Are you trying to say I'm managed? I'm totally unrepentant... I mean independent. I just have lots of "friends" and a couple of "cousins"... They sometimes drive for me sure, but only when I've had too much sushi to get behind the wheel.

Siberia, pimpin ain't easy, huh? Orca is booked all the way till after the 25th, now you are promoting HH? What's your cut, you Bayou Shady Lady? Originally Posted by Camille Fox

Huh?
What?
You pressing me hard, word
up . . . Dis shizzle dizzle be ballin.

Corner of Main & Smith street
hot wit street demons undercover.
They did a shakedown on Hardhat,
I was in the cadillac watching.
A snitch called them.
Jealous over my whores.

Lost queen whore Orca to witness protection.
BP puttin us under. Internet pimping
is da way but Goddess Hardhat keeps pawning the laptop for boardman's catnip habit. Got a hold on dat pussy.

Another whore went MIA bout 3 mths
ago, the german mafia might have
Dorian. Best post whore ever in
the wild west.
Russ is a part timer streetwalker taken
the eastside corner block.

Bounty hunters pyramider & deerman will find dat whore.
Wakeup is the collector, he keeps them in line.

Oops,

Careful Icarus.....

Orca, i like the new look, but you definitively look man-made now...

Orca, i like the new look, but you definitively look man-made now... Originally Posted by Camille Fox

The new Orca looks good, slimmed down, Puffin in a Tux. Very James Bond looking. Witness protection redid the look, illegal Thai bait mafia broke his cover, that and the Texas prison sharks won't let him out of his contract... That boy it's into so much chit, I swear half of it is all made up.

Did I mention I'm running a review special. Originally Posted by mr666

would your first review be your last review?

Well, back in town, review special to get my rep back. Yes, i been in witness protection but thats over, screw those chilean sea bass mafiosos, i got them fighting the mexican shark cartel. Feds cut my fin tag after turning over some increminating videos of some prominate political figures.

Thanks to Siberia for getting me through the tough time. She is one tough mudder!

Raise your glass to hardhat and his devil dogs commandos and cattards special forces for getting me out of that japanese whale boat.

So have to pay them back. Running new specials, all bait will be excepted, a few opennings left to fill. Come one come all!

turning over some increminating videos of some prominate political figures.

Uhhhhh, was the video about Hitler?
Oh shit, he gave Boardman's video
to authorities.

Boardman will have a solution,
I hope. He has connections.

Oh hell no, new competition in the welcome page.....will have to lower my rates.