Welcome...

"You better watch out though because one day your gonna get kicked in the head."

I'd be glad to tell you to your face that you're a bully, I gotta warn you though that I'm a real badass..major surgery on leg a year ago, partial tear in rotator cuff and arthritic hands..on the backside of 50 to boot' thank goodness the third member still works on occasion. You might want to reconsider adding kicked Malwoodys ass to your resume..doubt it'll open any doors...not sure of your address..didn't get the memo.

"You better watch out though because one day your gonna get kicked in the head."

I'd be glad to tell you to your face that you're a bully, I gotta warn you though that I'm a real badass..major surgery on leg a year ago, partial tear in rotator cuff and arthritic hands..on the backside of 50 to boot' thank goodness the third member still works on occasion. You might want to reconsider adding kicked Malwoodys ass to your resume..doubt it'll open any doors...not sure of your address..didn't get the memo. Originally Posted by malwoody

Yep I am a bully, and your mouth should probably develope some ailment that slows it down. I dont need any doors open sport. Those were opened a long time ago. The address is {staff edit- personal info} motor mouth. So I will await your arrival to tell me all about me.

ahhhhh you can almost feel the love errrr lust in this thread.

I just had 14 pizzas and a male strippergram delivered to that address...

Yeah and if any of you want to try on the Darkside my address is 123 sesame street, when you start hearing music your getting close! And for the ladies my outcall location is different that address is only to handle my light work, just pm me for the heavy lifting with the ladies!

I just had 14 pizzas and a male strippergram delivered to that address... Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Really, It's a strip mall and it's for sale. Why don't you just buy it?

Wouldn't that be a hoot.

I just had 14 pizzas and a male strippergram delivered to that address... Originally Posted by Wakeuр

LOL now that was funny

Yeah and if any of you want to try on the Darkside my address is 123 sesame street, when you start hearing music your getting close! And for the ladies my outcall location is different that address is only to handle my light work, just pm me for the heavy lifting with the ladies! Originally Posted by The DarkSide

And all this time I thought you lived on Fragle Rock

Really, It's a strip mall and it's for sale. Why don't you just buy it?

Wouldn't that be a hoot. Originally Posted by kc-max

Yep a hoot it would be LOL But even if he sells ALL of his aluminum cans he's going to be a little short.

Naw I am starting to take particular interest in some of you and I may soon decide to make you a project of mine. As I said to Wake up, I am flying your way Sat and I would love to meet and discuss this. What do you say. Originally Posted by dirty dog

What time does your flight land DirtyDouche?

or are you just full of shit?

Yep I am a bully, and your mouth should probably develope some ailment that slows it down. I dont need any doors open sport. Those were opened a long time ago. The address is {staff edit- personal info} motor mouth. So I will await your arrival to tell me all about me. Originally Posted by dirty dog

Yeah I didn't(duh)think you needed any doors opened..lets see, you've threatened to "kick" me in the head and now that you know what a badass I am you're inviting me over to your place of business and you admit you're a bully....Hmmmmm...

Tell you what, after you fly down to Houston and kick them in the "head" get back to me and we'll hook up...hell I'll even buy you lunch..oh and I don't need to tell you all about you, it seems we are in agreement on that one.

Enjoy your time down south....

Toto is just backed up. He needs more fiber in his kibble.

Toto is just backed up. He needs more fiber in his kibble. Originally Posted by pyramider

Point of order...he ain't Toto, he is on the Missoura side of the line..
They might be short on Alpo over there..

fresh squirrel is good for us dogs

fresh squirrel is good for us dogs
Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

Aren't squirrels high in cholesterol?