What's with the ABBA songs? Well first I like ABBA. Second... "jess" my UTR ATF bet me I couldn't post 5 ABBA songs with out someone saying something. This makes 7 in this thread alone! Not to mention others posted in other threADS.
The bet:
If I lose.... $1,000.00
If I win.... FREE session 9over Night!) with dinner date that she has to cook. (She is an excellent cook!)
They had an ad contest in Austin for a $100 session with the $100 going to charity. Here is my ad....
The One And Only, The World Famous SL
Ladies don't let this baby face fool you. If you’re looking for a man that could really give a shit if you cum or not.... I'm your guy! DATY... KISSING... are you kidding me? MSOG....we better be playing soccer. You want me to slap what? Don't waste my time and I won't waste yours. Greek... I'm no travel agent! I'll "Slamdango your ass, ride you hard and put you away wet! If that sounds good to you then lets text back and forth for hours till you change your mind. And FYI: I never know where in the hell I'm at so this might take a while. Also I'm high volume and you'll need to expect to circle around the hotel texting with air traffic control till I get the ass out of the room, who is before you! I'm only doing this to get through Man Whore School... so gratuities are greatly appreciated! Oh and bring me some smokes, condoms and two energy drinks!
Thanks for looking at my ad and I can't wait to meet you!
Any Questions?
Moma Mia I didn't even make the cut???
Originally Posted by Still Looking
You literally have team t-shirts?!
Originally Posted by Liliana Vess
Poor "Jess" didn't stand a chance. She should've known the fellas were NOT going to fuck this one up for our good 'ole buddy SL! Now go redeem your prize...FREE Pussy all night!!!!! And, SLamdango your UTR ATF into the next day! She's cooking too? Dry hump her while she's at the stove!!!
SL, don't forget, FREE Pussy is theee MOST Expensive Pussy of them all. So, bring gifts, Liqour her up if you wish to do so and tip that Pussy!
SL, Questions?
What's with the ABBA songs? Well first I like ABBA. Second... "jess" my UTR ATF bet me I couldn't post 5 ABBA songs with out someone saying something. This makes 7 in this thread alone! Not to mention others posted in other threADS.
The bet:
If I lose.... $1,000.00
If I win.... FREE session 9over Night!) with dinner date that she has to cook. (She is an excellent cook!)
"Team Villainess"
(Vag Whisperer) "That was awkward...."
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Originally Posted by Liliana Vess
I didn't know you were a provider??? You know I love your avatars!
I once PM'D a provider and asked her if she was interested in joining TEAM SL. I told her she would get a "SHIRT". But I left out the "R". She asked for clarification LOL.
Poor "Jess" didn't stand a chance. She should've known the fellas were NOT going to fuck this one up for our good 'ole buddy SL! Now go redeem your prize...FREE Pussy all night!!!!! And, SLamdango your UTR ATF into the next day! She's cooking too? Dry hump her while she's at the stove!!!
SL, don't forget, FREE Pussy is theee MOST Expensive Pussy of them all. So, bring gifts, Liqour her up if you wish to do so and tip that Pussy!