Bob marries a retired SP. One evening Bob goes out to buy some paint to paint the kitchen. His friend Albert that works with Bob shows up at the door to see if Bob wants to go out for a beer. His wife shows up at the door in a bath robe and tell Albert that Bob is out.. As Albert was talking to Bobs wife she lets the bathrobe slip open. She tells Albert if he wants anything it will cost him $100. The next day at work Albert is avoiding Bob. At lunchtime Bob asks Albert what the problem is. So Albert tells Bob that he was over at his house the night before to ask him if he wanted to go out for a beer and that his wife answered the door in a bath robe and let it slip open. Then she offered her services for $100. With a stern look on his face Bob asks, then what did you do. Albert answers that he gave her the $100. Bob starts to laugh his head off and tells Albert, you idiot she does that to me all the time. I tell her I only have fifty and I get what I want anyways.
So I did a shit load of research on eccie today
I have over 125 tabs open for just eccie
and funking windows wants me to fucking reboot
any bets I get a question on same topic after closing a shit load of tabs.
whats the over/under
as I want the under
fucking Microsaft