ASK "SL" Whats your question.... go ahead make my day!

YOU Sir are an 'Official' pervert! No Questions? I Salute!

The 'HARD Dick Salute' is preserved AND reserved for the FEW! Today, YOU have achieved that Honour. Questions? Originally Posted by mijo(BFE)

I may resemble that remark!

Opps I almost forgot.....

Ainsley Rayne Review:

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...post1052379555

I am collecting these for those who don't like the T-Shirt Pictures! LOL

which ones have you collected more of ?

The Famous Panty Hand Off....









Right after kitty shots...lol

SL, this Lady is Smokin' HOTTT! Located in Austin yet NO review from SL? Is it possible??? You have some 'xplainin' ta do! Do tell?

http://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=1325
Her words, "...got the body of a girl in her twenties"!!!!! I would agree based on her pics.

SL, this Lady is Smokin' HOTTT! Located in Austin yet NO review from SL? Is it possible??? You have some 'xplainin' ta do! Do tell?

http://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=1325
Her words, "...got the body of a girl in her twenties"!!!!! I would agree based on her pics. Originally Posted by mijo(BFE)

Not sure how I missed her??? I don't see them if they are drawing social security!

Not sure how I missed her??? I don't see them if they are drawing social security! Originally Posted by Still Looking

My dick is EEO. (Hell, I'll even Fuck a midget if she's Fine! Know any?). She's fine as hell and a natural freak so it appears.

Questions?

Opps I almost forgot.....

Ainsley Rayne Review:

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...post1052379555

I am collecting these for those who don't like the T-Shirt Pictures! LOL

Originally Posted by Still Looking

HOTTT. Just HOTTT!!! I Say...SL, a lot of guys get offended when a female takes a pic shooting a middle finger (or, the 'Bird'). I've always taken it as 'code' for "early-Bird" letting us know she rises early and will fuck you silly in the a.m. for all those guys who delude themselves into wanting to be 'First'.

SL, is there such a thing as ever being 'First' with a provider? Or, is this a psychological myth us dumbfucks came up with to make us feel "Privileged"? Have you ever been 'First'?

My dick is EEO. (Hell, I'll even Fuck a midget if she's Fine! Know any?). She's fine as hell and a natural freak so it appears.

Questions? Originally Posted by mijo(BFE)

TUCKER (MIJO) MAX Now I mean this as a complement!

HOTTT. Just HOTTT!!! I Say...SL, a lot of guys get offended when a female takes a pic shooting a middle finger (or, the 'Bird'). I've always taken it as 'code' for "early-Bird" letting us know she rises early and will fuck you silly in the a.m. for all those guys who delude themselves into wanting to be 'First'.

SL, is there such a thing as ever being 'First' with a provider? Or, is this a psychological myth us dumbfucks came up with to make us feel "Privileged"? Have you ever been 'First'? Originally Posted by mijo(BFE)

Good question Mijo. there are two ways to be "CERTAIN" you are first for the day!

1) If you want to be first on FRIDAY set the appointment for THURSDAY!
2) Find a provider that tells the truth!

HOTTT. Just HOTTT!!! I Say...SL, a lot of guys get offended when a female takes a pic shooting a middle finger (or, the 'Bird'). I've always taken it as 'code' for "early-Bird" letting us know she rises early and will fuck you silly in the a.m. for all those guys who delude themselves into wanting to be 'First'. Originally Posted by mijo(BFE)

The Brunettes are better at this than the Blondes. I have had a few blondes I had to show what finger to use! LOL

SL, your Quote didn't work in the last post. It's fucked up dude. Just fyi. Thanks for the Midget Princess vid too! Questions?

SL, have you ever SHUT THE PUSSY DOWN? I'm talking, she's just had the best O's she's had in a long time. Wore her ass out? To the point where she don't want to see nobody and all she wants to do is curl up in bed, suck her thumb and dream about what YOU just did to her? Ever?

Have you ever SLamdango'd THE PUSSY SHUT for the rest of the day, couple of days, weeks?

Do tell?

SL, your Quote didn't work in the last post. It's fucked up dude. Just fyi. Thanks for the Midget Princess vid too! Questions? Originally Posted by mijo(BFE)

Hummmmm.... really? Things are never what they seem at first!

SL, have you ever SHUT THE PUSSY DOWN? I'm talking, she's just had the best O's she's had in a long time. Wore her ass out? To the point where she don't want to see nobody and all she wants to do is curl up in bed, suck her thumb and dream about what YOU just did to her? Ever?

NEVER!

Have you ever SLamdango'd THE PUSSY SHUT for the rest of the day, couple of days, weeks?

Once to be sure. She contacted me telling me I owed her money for doing so!

Do tell? Originally Posted by mijo(BFE)

How much damage can a field mouse do an elephant?

I love Tucker Max's statement, 'I'm going to hit you so hard, who ever pulls me off of you will be King of England! Now thats funny!