Slap Your Mamma, Cheaters Never Prosper

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Chicken....tastes just like possum.

Ok guys, I am rarely serious so don't expect me to start now
With that in mind, if any of you fucktards bring your stupid recent drama onto this thread and get it closed I will make it my personal campaign to get myself a moderator position.
I can promise you that I will be given ambassador status within 12 hours.

Carry on Originally Posted by boardman
I said the same thing yesterday... I did! Go look.
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Caption:
"Hey buddy! If it took you 20minutes to sift thru all this hair to lick your own balls, you'd look pissed too!" Originally Posted by Jusanotherdude

If I could lick my own balls I wouldn't be here looking to pay someone to do it for me.
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I said the same thing yesterday... I did! Go look. Originally Posted by luxury daphne
You inspire me, LD.
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pay back...



that is a banana BTW
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I would ban all of you post whores.
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You inspire me, LD. Originally Posted by boardman

Oh. Ok. I see. I declare my undying loyality to you, directly address you in 3 consecutive posts..........and SHE inspires you??? .......Thats it.......I'm out.........taking my toys and going home.........Come on Barbie, Ken......We're outta here.....
Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas

you read the Northern Ireland papers?
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Sure does!

Originally Posted by notanewbie
Ahhh, he looks just like his mama.............. Originally Posted by onehitwonder
well i think september is also i feel like my teenage daughters just walked in the door from school
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Mods really do have a sense of humor!!!!

That was funny guys.
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LOL! you must have been there, because that is really what he said.


Boardman to Brooke:

"Hey Brooke...... I think all this humidity is making my hair look big?"

"Aaaahhh.... I feel SOOOO Bloated!"

"Be honest.... does this color fur make me look fat?"

"For God sakes!!! Someone run the Shed-Ender thru this!!"

"You think this is bad..... You shoulda seen me before I licked myself clean!"

"Too bold for a first date?"



Fun with captions brought to you in part by: Lack of sleep, insomnia, and Brooke Wilds imbeded pics.......

JaD Originally Posted by Jusanotherdude