ROCKIN BRANDY I'm a girl trapped in a man’s body... HELP!

I'm gonna tape one on backwards and say I offer Greek !! Originally Posted by John_Dough


Your hilarious today JD
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I'm gonna tape one on backwards and say I offer Greek !! Originally Posted by John_Dough
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It doesn't lube itself. They have to use lube. It's a pocket pussy on a human body. Sorry. Originally Posted by Tracy Auburn
I'm thinking Hellman's mayonnaise
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So can I get a Fleshlight and tape it to my thighs and go into business? Originally Posted by Whispers
Only for a good cause!
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is that why they won't disclose what they are made of ??? Originally Posted by fun2come
Recycled foreskins...?
Mine does in fact get somewhat wet if I get really aroused, not enough to not use lube typically but it does (from my pee hole, between my clit and hole) secrete some on occasion. They do however have a costlier surgery which will provide a self lubricating vag,

It doesn't lube itself. They have to use lube. It's a pocket pussy on a human body. Sorry. Originally Posted by Tracy Auburn
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So can I get a Fleshlight and tape it to my thighs and go into business? Originally Posted by Whispers
That depends.......do you also have boobs? And what happens to the original accessories?
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Mine does in fact get somewhat wet if I get really aroused, not enough to not use lube typically but it does (from my pee hole, between my clit and hole) secrete some on occasion. They do however have a costlier surgery which will provide a self lubricating vag, Originally Posted by RocKin BraNdy
Can you still up grade?
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Recycled foreskins...? Originally Posted by Still Looking
I was more guessing CUT OFF cow uterus ... of course done by professionals.
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Hey Brandy... you know what's missing in "your" thread?

Thinck real hard... I'm sure it will come to you.

And you tried to make amends? Really do tell? How did you do that?

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Damn I go out for a couple days and come back to this hilarity? I think I'm self lubricating right now!
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Damn I go out for a couple days and come back to this hilarity? I think I'm self lubricating right now! Originally Posted by Mr.Crowley
That ain't lube, that's pee
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So is RB's! lol
So electric would you do a threesome with"her" ?
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Brandy (You're a Fine Girl / Boy)

There's a port on a western bay
And it serves a hundred ships a day
Lonely sailors pass the time away
And talk about their homes

And there's a girl / boy in this harbor town
And she works layin' whiskey down
They say "Brandy, fetch another round"
She serves them whiskey and wine

The sailors say "Brandy, you're a fine girl / boy (you're a fine girl / boy)
"What a good wife you would be" (such a fine girl / boy)
"Yeah your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea"

Brandy wears a braided chain
Made of finest silver from the North of Spain
A locket that bears the name
Of the man that Brandy loves

He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home

The sailor said " Brandy, you're a fine girl / boy (you're a fine girl / boy)
"What a good wife you would be" (such a fine girl / boy)
"But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea"

Yeah, Brandy used to watch his eyes
When he told his sailor stories
She could feel the ocean foam rise
She saw its ragin' glory
But he had always told the truth, lord, he was an honest man
And Brandy does her / his best to understand

At night when the bars close down
Brandy walks through a silent town
And loves a man who's not around
She still can hear him say

She hears him say " Brandy, you're a fine girl / boy (you're a fine girl / boy)
"What a good wife you would be" (such a fine girl / boy)
"But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea"
"Brandy, you're a fine girl / boy (you're a fine girl / boy)

"What a good wife you would be (such a fine girl / boy)
"But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea"